Sure you can!
The lords of the cheese empire have decided for that the people must be protected from themselves even if that means removing their rights to have cheese and replacing them with cheese EULA's. The population gradually loses its right to eat cheese - mouthful by mouthful. First the right to smell the cheese is removed, causing panic as licensed smellers must be trained and their cost passed on to the consumers. Then the right to view the cheese prior to purchase is removed, forcing the use of opaque packaging and hotlines for complaints staffed with lawyers reminding the consumers that by the act of purchasing the cheese they were agreeing to the EULA. Next, the right of the cheese to be consumed by more than one person was removed, beginning with a limitation that only (1) person was legally allowed to have a small taste and finally that right was removed when people became used to it. In the end, the right to decide if the cheese was to be consumed was removed, by purchasing the cheese, the consumer agreed in entirety to consume the cheese, no matter what condition it was in. The police and anti-terrorism forces were mobilized to check garbage cans as they were picked up for tell-tale signs of uneaten cheese. This also required the garbage disposal manufacturers to design their products with a cheese-sensor so they would refust to operate if cheese was sensed going down the drain, and a notice was sent to the local authorities where the miscreant was placed on a no-fly list and their restrictions severely curtailed.
oh wait, perhaps that story is already being written