Thirty years later, I wonder:

The reality of it was that they weren't married at all. They were just a handful of people who moved into the same house after the parents killed off their former marital partners. That's why Greg and Marcia were boinking, because they weren't related, not even through marriage. Tada!

P.H.Delarran said:

Well, what happened to their dad anyway? Was (the mother..whatshername?) she a widow? Never, ever, was there an episode that highlighted the kids' missing parents.

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Actually, one of the very first episodes, right after Mike and Carol married, focused on Bobby Brady feeling sad because he thought Carol was trying to replace his mom. She told him it was okay to miss his mom, and that he was allowed to love his real mom but love her too. And everyone was better 26 minutes later.

It was a Very Special Episode.

I had a friend who met and married a man with the same unusual last name. No relation that they could find.

My keys are sparkly...see!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!



(translated roughly to. . . oohhh marcia, yes marcia, pull my hair marcia. . . your a bad girl marcia. . .)

So appropriately ...

Who's your daddy, Marcia? Who's your daddy?

Am I the ONLY person who doesn't have weird fantasies about the Brady Bunch!?

I never liked the Brady Bunch - but there was always something fascinating about Thurston Howell....

Ok, Kate, umm ......... go with that

PeeDee said:

Am I the ONLY person who doesn't have weird fantasies about the Brady Bunch!?

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Would a fantasy involving pork chops, applesauce, and Marcia's nose be classified as 'weird'?

jst5150 said:

So appropriately ...

Who's your daddy, Marcia? Who's your daddy?

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"Don't just say my name, Marcia, SPELL IT!!"

Didn't the dad die at sea? And that horse in the livingroom an artifact worth millions of dollars?

Die at sea? Like, you think their original dad may have been Gilligan? What was his last name anyway? And did they ever get off the island?

Didn't you guys see A Very Brady Sequel?

Plot Summary for
A Very Brady Sequel

A man claiming to be Carol Brady's long-lost first husband, Roy Martin, shows up at the suburban Brady residence one evening. An impostor, the man is actually determined to steal the Bradys' familiar horse statue, a $20-million ancient Asian artifact.

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And the Asian artifact is that horse from the living room.

http://tigger.ednixon.com/fun/sims/brady/stairs.jpg

PeeDee said:

Let us not speak of the Brady Bunch variety show, okay? Just, let's not.

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Why?

Entertainment hasn't reached these heights.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vIkSWOon-ks

.....in decades.

It doesn't get any better than that, people.

'Nuff said.