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Thread: I'm lethargic and out of sorts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches
    Explain.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...veland+steamer

    You'll be sorry you asked.

    I have to go use my barf bag now.

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    I sense an impending thread lock....

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    I saw one of those leisure learning magazines once that offered a course called "FFFB". Fist f***ing for beginners. No kidding.

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    Oh dear god. This thread hasn't just gone downhill; it's downhill, underground and sinking fast.

    In a valiant attempt to get us all back onto the subject I intended (i.e. How Great I Am), let me say this:

    "Look at moy, look at moy, look at moy!"

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    So how do you expect us to entertain you?

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    Parade up and down in front of me, nekkit but for the tassels covering your naughty bits, while singing "SexyBack".

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    Yikes! I don't think anyone here wants their retinas irreparably scorched.

    Now if the fellas want to shake their groove thangs...

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    Is Justin Trousersnake a member?

    *snort* I said 'member'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches
    Parade up and down in front of me, nekkit but for the tassels covering your naughty bits, while singing "SexyBack".
    I already did that! You never paid me the last time...

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    Is there some sort of snuggie that comes with the tassel to make it fit correctly?
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    Gaffer tape?

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    staples

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    Yikes!

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    rubberbands
    Remember, cremate your loved ones so you don't have to shoot them when the zombie uprising comes.

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    My thoughts were more toward scrunchy, or tube sock.

    Nothing, however, in the BDSM area.
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    needle and thread?

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    I can smell a thread going down the crapper again...

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    Before we flush, let's remind Scarlet of her beautific aura ...
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    prince albert says you don't need anything extra to hold the tassle on.... huh?

    You look smashing Scarlet. Love the blonde.
    Remember, cremate your loved ones so you don't have to shoot them when the zombie uprising comes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarletpeaches
    I can smell a thread going down the crapper again...
    Let's remember where it started.

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    *snort* You said remember.

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    Thanks, I hate to think I'm singlehandedly lowering standards.

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