AW Decision '06: I hereby announce my candidacy

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

I am officially announcing my intent to run against Fat Tire for AW Moderator.

Gimme a forum, any forum (how about "Conquering Panic..."?).

I promise to make you, the people, PROUD.

Support the Spork!

(This message paid for by "Support the Spork!," a subsidiary of "Spork in '06," a committee to elect DrSpork as AW Mod in the 2006 elections).

jbal · Oct 5, 2006

Bring on the attack ads.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Oct 5, 2006

Stew21 · Oct 5, 2006

ofg, pass the popcorn!

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

My opponent has said:

Fat Tire said:
Vote 4 Me
'Cause I've never won a darn thing.

Except for the huge jackpot in Vegas.
And the time I hit a Trifecta at Hollywood Park.

But that's it.

Oh yeah, I also won a free round of golf.

Now, I ask you...Do you want a mod who is a self-admitted loser, chronic gambler, and takes kickbacks from the Golf Industry?

Or, do you want a mod who has never won anything other than a full set of Thundercats off of TV once when he was a kid?

The choice is clear.

I'm DrSpork and I approved this message.

BottomlessCup · Oct 5, 2006

What'll ya give me?

kristie911 · Oct 5, 2006

I hate election years.

When the attack ads start, I'm petitioning Jenna to ban you both until elections are over!

dclary · Oct 5, 2006

Everyone knows I'm a lock for Sportswriting Forum Mod, Spork. You haven't a prayer. Especially dclary 2.0, who is kinder, gentler, and better suited for the rigors of dealing with folks like you in a fair, compassionate way.

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

Dude, please.

You're like the Joe Lieberman of this election.

PeeDee · Oct 5, 2006

I don't know, Spork. Fat Tire has sent me delicious Earl Gray Tea in the past. What have you done for me?

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

I haven't released those pictures I have of you to the media.

PeeDee · Oct 5, 2006

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Vote for Dr. Spork! He's our man!

PeeDee · Oct 5, 2006

By the way, if you highlight the invisible text beneath my post count, you will notice....

.....yep....

I'm announcing my candidacy! Yeah! Recognize!

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

Every election needs a Ralph Nader.

dclary · Oct 5, 2006

DrSpork said:
Dude, please.

You're like the Joe Lieberman of this election.

That's just low.

PeeDee · Oct 5, 2006

That's true, but you're this election's Gary Coleman.

dclary · Oct 5, 2006

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, PillisDillis?

PeeDee · Oct 5, 2006

You do bear a resemblance to Phillys Dillar, now that you mention it...

TsukiRyoko · Oct 5, 2006

I can't help but notice the strategically placed white words. Is that some sort of subliminal thing? (Say yes and you got my vote ^_^)

Opty · Oct 5, 2006

I was just trying to be patriotic and spread around some red, white, and blue.

TsukiRyoko · Oct 5, 2006

I know, but wouldn't it be so much funner if you were actually sending a subliminal message of attack?

dclary · Oct 6, 2006

TsukiRyoko said:
I can't help but notice the strategically placed white words. Is that some sort of subliminal thing? (Say yes and you got my vote ^_^)

And here I thought all my Foley-izing with Tsuki was leading to getting her vote.

Dagnabit.

TeddyG · Oct 6, 2006

This is surely ONE time where Not voting would be a clear demonstration and statement of the democratic process...

and it is indeed, the only sane, logical and possible conclusion we can come to based upon the candidates.

So I am an announcing a movement to ignore the election and stay at home to show our apathy to the cause.

JOIN THE DO NOT VOTE AND STAY SANE MOVEMENT NOW!

Opty · Oct 6, 2006

Where's my campaign manager, Billy Thrilly, when I need him?!

I need damage control, Billy!

Ken Schneider · Oct 6, 2006

With 401 posts you can only be a junior mod.

I'll vote for Spork to be the mod of the kiddy room.

AW Decision '06: I hereby announce my candidacy

Hand? What hand?

Getting settled

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Unabashed Mercenary

Where's my tea, please...?

Where's my tea, please...?

Where's my tea, please...?

Unabashed Mercenary

Where's my tea, please...?

Unabashed Mercenary

Where's my tea, please...?

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