An excuse for a sick day

Food poisoning. Lick the inside of the garbage can, the back of the bottom shelf in the fridge, and leave out a glass of milk right now and drink it later on tonight (at least 8 hours). Mmm Mmm good!

best bet is say as little as possible. if you can't get away with "i'm sick" -- say you feel horrible and must be coming down with something. nuff said.

Soccer Mom said:

You say lazy like it's a bad thing, Ken doll.

Just tell them that some guy named Ken smacked you around and now you feel woozy and in need of shopping therapy.

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I'ts just being lazy to me is a sign of weakness.

Plus, I'm the boss, and if you guys don't come to work I have to fill in. Like last week, twice, when I came to work at 7A, and had to work 'til 11:30 P.
Boss wifey not happy.

I wouldn't slap anyone who would want to go shopping.

Working in the gym we get people during the work day all the time explaining they are taking a "mental health day."