The next agent who sends me a rejection printed on half of a peice of generic brand toilet paper two-ply is going to get rough treatment from me.
If they're worth 12 sheets of paper from my letter, partial, and synopsis, I'm worth a peice of paper AT LEAST the size of a greeting card.
Lets see...
"Dear _Agent_,
I'm sorry to hear about the desperate paper shortages in New York. I had no idea the problem had become so bad. Enclosed, please find a ream of paper.
Yours,
Bart"
...and they'll delve further into the package to discover a roll of toilet paper.
Beware, Agents! The Muse of Sarcasm is with me!
If they're worth 12 sheets of paper from my letter, partial, and synopsis, I'm worth a peice of paper AT LEAST the size of a greeting card.
Lets see...
"Dear _Agent_,
I'm sorry to hear about the desperate paper shortages in New York. I had no idea the problem had become so bad. Enclosed, please find a ream of paper.
Yours,
Bart"
...and they'll delve further into the package to discover a roll of toilet paper.
Beware, Agents! The Muse of Sarcasm is with me!
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