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    My favorite store's going to close!
    It had herbs for the connoisseur’s nose
    It also sold candy
    And fruit-flavored brandy
    That made your kiss taste like a rose.

    My boss has a belly so big


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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
    You need huge thighs



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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
    You need huge thighs
    For a pig to become a bigwig.



    The morning, it started out hot


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
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    The morning, it started out hot
    So I took to the sea on my yacht
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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,



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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,
    Drank beer by the quarts


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,
    Drank beer by the quarts
    And peed overboard a whole lot.

    She asked if I wanted to see



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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show ‘em to me
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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show ‘em to me
    I asked, "Can I feel?"


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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show ‘em to me
    I asked, "Can I feel?
    And confirmed they were real
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    She asked if I wanted to see.
    She was eager to show ‘em to me.
    I asked, "Can I feel?"
    And confirmed they were real.
    She wants me to pay a high fee.

    Those puppies are beautifully big



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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 05-22-2012 at 10:53 PM.


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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
    And that would equip 'em


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
    And that would equip 'em
    To look like some weird little pig.

    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea


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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    She puffs on her bong


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    She puffs on her bong
    And dances till quarter to three.

    I fear that I'm wasting my life



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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw


    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mclesh View Post
    I love you, Lavern. That is all.

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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    I can't pay my rent


    "Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens." -- William Beveridge

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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    I can't pay my rent
    But it's better than being Lot's wife.


    There's a thunderstorm coming this way


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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