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    My favorite store's going to close!
    It had herbs for the connoisseurís nose
    It also sold candy
    And fruit-flavored brandy
    That made your kiss taste like a rose.

    My boss has a belly so big

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig
    It's time to use the big hammer

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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
    You need huge thighs



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    My boss has a belly so big
    He's the envy of many a pig.
    You must realize
    You need huge thighs
    For a pig to become a bigwig.



    The morning, it started out hot


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    The morning, it started out hot
    So I took to the sea on my yacht
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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,



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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,
    Drank beer by the quarts

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    The morning, it started out hot,
    So I took to the sea on my yacht,
    Put ice in my shorts,
    Drank beer by the quarts
    And peed overboard a whole lot.

    She asked if I wanted to see



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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show ‘em to me
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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show Ďem to me
    I asked, "Can I feel?"

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    She asked if I wanted to see
    She was eager to show ‘em to me
    I asked, "Can I feel?
    And confirmed they were real
    Collected Poems - Now Thatís What I Call Volume Two http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sir_nigel available now.

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    She asked if I wanted to see.
    She was eager to show ‘em to me.
    I asked, "Can I feel?"
    And confirmed they were real.
    She wants me to pay a high fee.

    Those puppies are beautifully big



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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    Last edited by Nymtoc; 05-22-2012 at 10:53 PM.

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw
    BUFFALO ICE CREAM: https://youtu.be/aK-zNv7VKlQ
    iHEART ICE CREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXxsR4Q8H0

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    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.
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    I have a secret, platonic crush on Lavern

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.


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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
    And that would equip 'em


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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    Those puppies are beautifully big
    Their long hair would make a nice wig
    I think that I'll clip 'em
    And that would equip 'em
    To look like some weird little pig.

    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    Collected Poems - Now Thatís What I Call Volume Two http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sir_nigel available now.

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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw
    BUFFALO ICE CREAM: https://youtu.be/aK-zNv7VKlQ
    iHEART ICE CREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXxsR4Q8H0

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I have a secret, platonic crush on Lavern

    Quote Originally Posted by Mclesh View Post
    I love you, Lavern. That is all.


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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    She puffs on her bong

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
    then she sings to herself in a tree
    When she's done with her song
    She puffs on her bong
    And dances till quarter to three.

    I fear that I'm wasting my life



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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    BREAKFAST WITH LAVERN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ui68rmpcw
    BUFFALO ICE CREAM: https://youtu.be/aK-zNv7VKlQ
    iHEART ICE CREAM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXxsR4Q8H0

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    I have a secret, platonic crush on Lavern

    Quote Originally Posted by Mclesh View Post
    I love you, Lavern. That is all.


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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    ~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~

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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    I can't pay my rent

    ἁμαρτία--in English "hamartia"--is Aristotle's word for the fatal flaw that leads to a hero's downfall. It entails enormous narcissism and grandiosity, along with a determination to defeat and disgrace all enemies (and perceived enemies) and be recognized as the greatest person in the world. Sound like anyone you know?

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    I fear that I'm wasting my life
    It's filled with such fear and much strife
    All my hangers are bent
    I can't pay my rent
    But it's better than being Lot's wife.


    There's a thunderstorm coming this way


    Two months ago I couldn't even spell freelance writer
    and now I are one.


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