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My favorite store's going to close!
It had herbs for the connoisseur’s nose
It also sold candy
And fruit-flavored brandy
That made your kiss taste like a rose.

My boss has a belly so big
 

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My boss has a belly so big
He's the envy of many a pig.
You must realize
 

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My boss has a belly so big
He's the envy of many a pig.
You must realize
You need huge thighs
For a pig to become a bigwig.



The morning, it started out hot
 

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The morning, it started out hot
So I took to the sea on my yacht
 

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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
 

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The morning, it started out hot,
So I took to the sea on my yacht,
Put ice in my shorts,
Drank beer by the quarts
And peed overboard a whole lot.

She asked if I wanted to see
 

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She asked if I wanted to see
She was eager to show ‘em to me
I asked, "Can I feel?"
 

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She asked if I wanted to see
She was eager to show ‘em to me
I asked, "Can I feel?
And confirmed they were real
 

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She asked if I wanted to see.
She was eager to show ‘em to me.
I asked, "Can I feel?"
And confirmed they were real.
She wants me to pay a high fee.

Those puppies are beautifully big
 

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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
 
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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
 

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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
And that would equip 'em
 

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Those puppies are beautifully big
Their long hair would make a nice wig
I think that I'll clip 'em
And that would equip 'em
To look like some weird little pig.

Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
 

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Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
then she sings to herself in a tree
 

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Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
then she sings to herself in a tree
When she's done with her song
 

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Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
then she sings to herself in a tree
When she's done with her song
She puffs on her bong
 

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Aunt Sairey puts booze in her tea
then she sings to herself in a tree
When she's done with her song
She puffs on her bong
And dances till quarter to three.

I fear that I'm wasting my life
 

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I fear that I'm wasting my life
It's filled with such fear and much strife
 

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I fear that I'm wasting my life
It's filled with such fear and much strife
All my hangers are bent
 

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I fear that I'm wasting my life
It's filled with such fear and much strife
All my hangers are bent
I can't pay my rent
 

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I fear that I'm wasting my life
It's filled with such fear and much strife
All my hangers are bent
I can't pay my rent
But it's better than being Lot's wife.


There's a thunderstorm coming this way
 
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