Miles Clark was the worst college football player in America (statistically verifiable) before being expelled from Oberlin College. He wandered from place to place before finally moving to a San Francisco hotel room, where he is paid a grand total of $0 for work at McSweeney's, The Believer and Zoetrope: All-Story. He is the editor-in-chief of No Record Press (
www.no-record.com), a position which also pays $0, though he has recently acquired, for the suspiciously-modest sum of $0, the brand-new computer on which this biographical note is being written. His writing can be viewed on the internet for $0; his first novel, which is forthcoming, will be worth every $0.01.