I need $10,000...

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..but I won't do anything illegal and I'd REALLY prefer not to work for it either.

So, I'm looking for other ideas.

What say you?
 

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Damn. Me too.

Is there any really rich guy who needs me to like, mow his lawn or something?
 

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If it's worth $10,000 I'll go so far as triple entendre.
 
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Anyone have any other ideas?

No work. Nothing illegal. Lottery covered.

Hmmmmm......
 
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whistlelock said:
How quickly do you need the 10k?

Not too quickly.

Within a few months would be nice.

But I know where you're going. Allow medical science to poke and prod me.
 
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Interesting.

Maybe I could go hiking and find some crap that I can sell on ebay under the guise of "Tin Can from the Old West" and "Leaves from Billy The Kid's Favorite Tree" type stuff.

Interesting.
 

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You could try getting an extra job and work mega-hours, but I'm sure that doesn't sound too appealing.

I recommend befriending the elderly.
 

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You could do that, you could do that.

But in two hours a grey Lincoln towncar will pull up to your door. I want you to take the package. Sit on it for a day. Then go to the Denver airport, to the American booth, there will be a ticket for a Mr. Thrillman waiting for you.

Now, this is key.

Check the luggage.

Take the plane to Puerto Viarta, and enjoy the Budget Inn.

When you get back, there will be 12k in your mailbox.
 
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Cat Scratch said:
You could try getting an extra job and work mega-hours, but I'm sure that doesn't sound too appealing.

I'd need a first job first before I could get the extra job and like I said, let's really try to leave work out of this.

Work and Thrilly don't mix.
 
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Innkeeper said:
Errrrr ... I don't know what you look like but male exotic dancers can apparently make good money. Three male strippers were stopped in Maryland for a speeding violation and police confiscated $10,000 that they claim to have made in one night's gig.

I can't take any chances with my political career with anything sex related.
 

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The last thing Thrilly and I will need when we're in the white house will be ANOTHER sex scandal.
 
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I just said I can't do anything sex related.

Is this now becoming wishful thinking, innkeeper, instead of good counsel?;)
 

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Billy... What about this?

Go to everyone you know, and tell them you're doing a postathon for charity. All they have to do is donate a little bit of money for each messageboard post you can make in 24 hours. 10% of the money will go to pay for expenses, the other 90% will go to the charity.

Let's look at numbers.

You get 10 people to donate an average of 25 cents a post. In 24 hours you post 100 posts. That's 250 dollars, of which you get $25, and a charity gets $225.

Now, what if you get a HUNDRED people to pledge, at 50 cents a post? And you post 150 posts? That's 750 dollars for you, 6750 for the charity.

But let's say you bust your *** on it, get 500 people to pledge an average of 1 dollar a post, and you post 200 posts.

BINGO.

$100,000. You get 10% of that, $10,000.
 
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Billy... What about this?

Go to everyone you know, and tell them you're doing a postathon for charity. All they have to do is donate a little bit of money for each messageboard post you can make in 24 hours. 10% of the money will go to pay for expenses, the other 90% will go to the charity.

Let's look at numbers.

You get 10 people to donate an average of 25 cents a post. In 24 hours you post 100 posts. That's 250 dollars, of which you get $25, and a charity gets $225.

Now, what if you get a HUNDRED people to pledge, at 50 cents a post? And you post 150 posts? That's 750 dollars for you, 6750 for the charity.

But let's say you bust your *** on it, get 500 people to pledge an average of 1 dollar a post, and you post 200 posts.

BINGO.

$100,000. You get 10% of that, $10,000.

I'm listening.

Go on.....
 
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