Strangely enough I was on a plane bound for the Caribbean when engine trouble forced my jet down into the sea. floating on a raft made of Samsonite bound together by women's lingerie, I eventually washed up on a seemingly uninhabited island approximately half the size of Iowa. Tired, hungry, and deprived of much needed hydration I traveled inland to search for fresh water. I soon came to a small creek surrounded by strange broad leafed plants that I could use for a shelter of sorts. A fire was quickly ignited and I lay in the grass looking up at the stars through the dense foliage.
Strange how the sky look so different here I thought. I laid there for the better part of an hour listening to the noises of the jungle, straining to hear any sounds that might warn of a nocturnal predator.
How many of us had survived? My thoughts began to turn dark as loneliness washed through me.
Feeling quite alone and uncomfortable I sat up, something was glowing through the underbrush to my left, dimly at first then it began to grow in waves of pulsating light. Rising from the seclusion of my makeshift shelter I crept slowly forward towards the source of the light. Broad sharp leaves cut at my arms and face and my feet were beginning to feel raw from the rough terrain upon which I crept. Slowly, carefully, I twisted my way through a small growth of low trees to the edge of the light. Peering around the edge of a gnarled tree trunk I saw a large table of smooth polished stone that appeared to shimmer as if it were the source of light itself.
"Impossible," I whispered hoarsely to myself. Nothing I had ever witnessed before even came close to the spectacular scene that I alone now witnessed. Trembling with fear and excitement I slipped silently from the trees, drawn towards the stone dais, it's radiant light drawing me forward, beckoning to my soul with a fervor I had not known before. For what seemed like an hour I stood before the giant alter basking in the awe of it's presence. shaking uncontrollably I stretched my hand forward and ran it across the smooth surface, tracing intricate lines of some unknown language carved in the stone. Studying the symbols more closely I noticed that they had begun to form a pattern, one that was strangely familiar yet unknown. Upon further study I finally made out...
http://absolutewrite.com/
... And here I am today!
Well, either that or I stumbled upon it using google, not really sure.