bot writes Harry Potter new chapter, hilarity ensues

Oh, thank you for the laugh--much appreciated!

i find it hilarious. i'd definitely read this one over the official series.

back in the Midwest Blackout days....when the first couple of books were out and i think the first couple of movies were released. i tried reading the first book. got thru the first sentence of chapter one and was like "nope." so i tried to sit through my mum reading it. she read the second sentence of chapter 1 and i was like, "i'm out." never went back to read them again.

This is great! I particularly like this line:

To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.

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LMAO. So much to unwrap...

I accept this as canon over that dang epilogue. And I now hecka ship those two random Death Eaters.

Co-writer showed this to me last night, and I died laughing. I asked her if we could just have this bot write our book for us from now on. She agreed. I promptly fed our various drafts into the bot and poked around for an hour writing a very bizarre scene with our characters. It was beautiful, and I recommend it to everyone who wants a good laugh.

Imagine what the bot could do to, say, Dickens. The mind boggles.

Lol-worthy!