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    All I Want For Christmas Is...

    Post what you want for Christmas. Anything you want. Make it funny or sad, real or imagined, good or bad. "My two front teeth" and "A hippopotamus" are already taken. I'll go first:


    To be left alone for one entire day with no one making any demands of me and my time.
    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Health insurance for a certain someone. I'd pay for it myself if I could only afford it.
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    Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

    A thriving and healthy eco-system worldwide. Peace on Earth. Good Will between Everyone.

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    a carboat....or one of the ATV jet skis....or maybe my own personal helicopter....
    just so I can get to work and home without it taking an hour or two each way.

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    I would accept a three month long tropical vacation.

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    A new house. A time machine. Family that doesn't suck.

    I'd settle for a nice, long vacation with my spouse in the middle of nowhere with pizza delivery and a strong broadband connection.

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    Something better than these past two years.

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    Would it be bad form to link to my Amazon Wish List?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmhbob View Post
    Would it be bad form to link to my Amazon Wish List?

    If I did that, AW would crash because they don't have enough memory for the entire list
    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siri Kirpal View Post
    Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

    A thriving and healthy eco-system worldwide. Peace on Earth. Good Will between Everyone.

    Blessings,

    Siri Kirpal

    I am quite heartened that there are so many altruistic wishes.
    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Exactly what I got last year.


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    Oysters.









    What?
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    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Oysters.

    Fried, with tartar sauce and lemon wedges, right?

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    Fried, with hot sauce and lemon wedges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

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    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

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    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lavern08 View Post
    Fried, with hot sauce and lemon wedges.
    Mmmm, hot sauce
    <<<...ran into a bum with a bottle of chum, and we wound up drinking all night.....>>>

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    Hubby asked for a Spiral Ham, so I'm adding that to my list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    Yeah, I know Ted, but Vernie is hawt nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Everybody loves Lavern.

    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    I blurves me some Vernie.

    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Damn, Haggis...Vernie would be upset, and nobody wants to see that.

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    I love you, Lavern. That is all.
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    Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

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