(No, I'm not talking about Manus Island or Nauru because this is Office Party)

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Crocodiles Launching Themselves on Tourists.

"We need to educate people on the dangers of being on the beach at night time."
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Mr Katter disagreed, saying the sheer number of waterways in far north Queensland meant it was impossible for people to avoid going near waterways.
"If you educate tourists you won't have any," he said.
Fair enough.