Ruin Thanksgiving in four words.

Forgot my stretchy pants.

Raining/snowing outside, can't escape.

I'm only slightly contagious.

Anyone seen my tarantula?

cornflake said:

As someone who spent more Thanksgivings than I can count (which I showed up to without complaint and just sat with a plate of safe side dishes without saying anything btw) explaining that no, still don't eat turkey, yes, turkey counts as meat, yes, it matters if there's meat in the x, y, z, no, I don't want to 'just try' the meat-based whatever....

about half of you can bite me!


BTW, I hate Thanksgiving. Big dead bird holiday.

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Want some turkey, cornflake?

Hey, we're outta booze!

The Juice is coming.

And when the power does go out: "Leave the fridge alone."

I have other plans.
Why is she here?
I can't eat that.
Can't drink, on meds.
Please call the doctor.

Um... who's the father?

As someone who spent more Thanksgivings than I can count (which I showed up to without complaint and just sat with a plate of safe side dishes without saying anything btw) explaining that no, still don't eat turkey,

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Replace turkey with "ham and roast," and the words "You like pork, right? Of course you do, everyone likes pork." despite having been told multiple times, including every holiday, that" "NO, I do not eat mammals, Yes I'm aware that you work on a beef farm, no that doesn't make a cow stop being a cow. No, it doesn't mean I'll eat the potatoes cooked in the same pot. Yes, I brought my own food. No, I'm not insulting your cooking." etc. and you've got every holiday with my extended family.

Where is my finger?

Is the restaurant open?

This year is yours

The power is out

Ink-Pen-Paper said:

Where is my finger?

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mrsmig said:

No Peel Mashed Potatoes

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Sat Nam! (Literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

The oven's on fire! [been there, yelled something like that]

[BTW, I love the holiday...as long as I spend it with other vegetarians.]

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

Siri Kirpal said:

Sat Nam! (Literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

The oven's on fire! [been there, yelled something like that]

[BTW, I love the holiday...as long as I spend it with other vegetarians.]

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

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We welcome vegetarians, as long as they don't mind us eating our turkey. My youngest niece went through several years where all she ate at the feast was mashed potatoes (non dairy) and pumpkin pie (no whipped cream). As long as her parents didn't mind, neither did I.

MM

The olives aren’t pitted.

Creamed pearl onions, anyone?

The plumbing's backed up.

No toilets, no sinks.

I brought fish soup.

I need to work.

Whose kid threw up?

Visting my boyfriend's parents.

Shit! Here we go.

Too hot to roast!