Ruin Thanksgiving in four words.

Kelly found the wine

Seaclusion said:

Kelly found the wine

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Grandpa found it first.

Grandma is naked again

Seaclusion said:

Grandma is naked again

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This sadly happened one year with my mother-in-law's brother...

so ... too much salt?

Pilgrim style ... no ustensils

thanksgiving day was concocted

Thawed in two weeks

ipecac's it the bathroom

Mom made it better

doesn't taste that bad

please burn the recipe

the pilgrims ate venison

I'm marrying your daughter

You have been served

Dad, it's the cops

call the fire department

swat team is outside

so .. how about Trump

I voted for Hillary

PorterStarrByrd said:

so .. how about Trump

I voted for Hillary

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These two statements ruined plenty of Thanksgivings last year, too.

Thanks CBS, no football!
We're out of Kaopectate!
Grandma's sharing family secrets

I forgot the wine.

Sorry, we're running late