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MickTordoff

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Hello.
I decided to become an author and I am part of the way through writing my first book.
Its the story of a gullible lift operator (Justin Sidebottom) working in a second rate London hotel.
He is persuaded by a seemingly respectable man of Chinese origin (Chin Tan) to transport a brown paper package to Hong Kong where it is to be exchanged for a porcelain elephant which must be in London in time for Mrs Tans birthday.
After several mix-ups and punch-ups, Justin finds himself on a plane heading to Reykjavik with a brown paper package and a porcelain elephant.
How will it all end. I don't know. Inspiration is painfully slow.
 

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Hello I'm also new here. Personally, I never had a problem with inspiration but writing. Whenever I read my work, it's never right nor does it hold up to my favorite writers. I went years with no writing because of that. Now I'm growing up and getting past all that. Anywhoo, Hello again.
 

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Welcome!! Hope you enjoy your time in this community!