Sure, in an industry where the casting couch was legendary, does this surprise anyone?

But seriously, I ask all you writers, could you expect to put an apology letter as demented as this in any work not clear satire and not be told it was over-the-top ridiculous?

"Sorry I groped some girls. It was the sixties, everyone was doing it. I'm gonna bring the NRA and the president down to make up for it, OK?"