We are living in an axe age
At least everyone is grinding one
Has the tide been over your head lately?
Or is it the deep freeze that troubles you?
Is there something else you're worrying to confront,
Neither fire, plague, nor flood?
We are living in a axe age.

Been years since I courted the demon-muse Poetry, and never had much rapport with her to start with. But stressed out by the world enough to try my hand again.