No better than an original, startling title

Gonzo Jack · Aug 16, 2017

Alright, I'm new here, but generic hellos as titles do not entice me to read. Perhaps I'm wrong, I'm drinking wine; but originality is a way to become read? Favourite done titles e.g. 'Jesus stole my hot rod', 'snuff fiction, anyone?', 'what's wrong with (insert your mania). Just saying.
PS- just trying to up my thread count.

regdog · Aug 16, 2017

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Lillian_Blaire · Aug 17, 2017

Hi, Gonzo. "Jesus Built My Hot Rod" was one of my favorite songs in High School. I guess someone else liked it, too. Yeah, creative intros are great. Anyway, welcome to the forum. Hope you enjoy it--read the stickies, obey the rules, get to know people, and you'll have a great time.

No better than an original, startling title

Gonzo Jack

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