I can't take credit for this.
It was something Lillian_Blaire said in Susie's that ever-so-innocently started it all. Lill said:
"Several years ago I lived next to a woman with a dog named Murphy. He was a massive chocolate lab that gave my son rides on his back. We loved that dog."
To which I responded:
"Several years ago I lived next to a tree that sang show tunes. He was a massive hunk of shade that couldn't carry a note. We hated that tree."
which prompted swachski to write:
"Several years ago I lived next door to an eggplant. She trained cats for the Iditarod and I had the privilege of dusting her trophies. She made the best omelets and quiches."
and on it went.
So please give us a random strange & oddball three sentences about what or whom you lived next door to several years ago.
Begin with the phrase "Several years ago I lived next door to" and finish that sentence.
Then two more to sum up the would be neighbor.
Real or fictional.
Sad, funny, weird, or whatever
because it's all in fun and since we're all supposed to be writers...
Can you do it?
Bet ya can.
It was something Lillian_Blaire said in Susie's that ever-so-innocently started it all. Lill said:
"Several years ago I lived next to a woman with a dog named Murphy. He was a massive chocolate lab that gave my son rides on his back. We loved that dog."
To which I responded:
"Several years ago I lived next to a tree that sang show tunes. He was a massive hunk of shade that couldn't carry a note. We hated that tree."
which prompted swachski to write:
"Several years ago I lived next door to an eggplant. She trained cats for the Iditarod and I had the privilege of dusting her trophies. She made the best omelets and quiches."
and on it went.
So please give us a random strange & oddball three sentences about what or whom you lived next door to several years ago.
Begin with the phrase "Several years ago I lived next door to" and finish that sentence.
Then two more to sum up the would be neighbor.
Real or fictional.
Sad, funny, weird, or whatever
because it's all in fun and since we're all supposed to be writers...
Can you do it?
Bet ya can.
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