What is your name? What is your quest? What is your one big kink?

Here's a minor POV character who I'm currently revamping.



What is your name? Aregenos Diessild

How do you pronounce your name? As it is spelt, naturally.

Do you have a nickname? None that I answer to.

When's your birthday, and how old are you? Second of Greenearth, 1977 LD.

I am sixty-eight years of age, which would be eighty in native (base 10) counting. My race live up to 250 (native counting again) years, and so I am in my prime still.

What's your occupation? Lawmaster Magister, instructor of neophytes

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale? Male, and 3

What species are you? Calaani

What do you look like? 6'7, close cropped hair (dyed grey), severe features, dark brows, habitually wearing grey

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me. No. It is better to remain unattached.

How big is your family. We do not have family structures. I may have progeny, I do not know. I likely have siblings, but never sought them out. I discovered one of my progenitors, but he is either dead or secretly incarcerated.

Have any pets? Come again?

What kind of personality to you have? Self righteous and stern, but utterly committed and idealistic at hearts.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me. Born, studied law in the coterie of law, endured ascension, completed military service, discovered progenitor (and wrote to him), then endeavoured to follow in his illustrious footsteps. He was later convicted of treason for the ethics he espoused, galvanising me to take up his causes. I am committed to rewriting the social practices which have inflicted so much pain. I have now given up a high-flying career and much prestige to ensure I am in the right place, at the right time, to kill the right person.

Your likes and dislikes? Clean lines, order, research, debate, politics.

Your strengths and weaknesses? Conviction, and single-mindedness, respectively

What kind of clothes do you like to wear? I wear what is appropriate for my station.

What's your first memory? The hatcheries of Calaan.

What's your favorite song, and why? Into the Night, an opera

What's your favorite food, and why? We do not eat "food", only rations.

What's your favorite animal, and why? I do not like animals.

What's your least favorite food, and why? See above.

What's your least favorite animal, and why? See above.

If you were an element, which element would you be? Nitrogen, perhaps?

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif? I am unfamiliar with this concept.

Who's your favorite musical artist? I prefer poetry. It can be read in silence.

Who's your favorite literal artist? [Insert famous Calaani artist here]

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)? Lawful neutral.

What's your socioeconomic level? All are equal in the Republic.

Do you have any hobbies? Once, no longer. There is no time for writing.

What's your blood type? All our blood is of a type.

Do you have any special skills or talents? My intellect.

What's your patience level? Exceedingly high. I must constantly endure the stupidity of others.

What's your preferred method of transportation? Ascender, naturally.

Which TVTropes best apply to you? Television is a good example of why natives cannot be trusted to rule themselves.

What do you smell like? Ink

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
Weapons are forbidden on the island. I carry one anyway. It is an anelas, and made of surreal matter.

Do you have a catchphrase? Must I constantly repeat myself?

Where do you live, and why? I live on the island where our kidn first landed. I am here to kill a particular person.

Do you have any fears or phobias? That I shall fail.

Is there a God? ​Indeed, and it is well-known that he exists. The Calaani simply choose not to worship him, or the them, which is their prerogative since they successfully imprisoned the gods.


Do you have any pet peeves? Ever so many.

Random fact! My coterie has one of the highest survival rates for neophytes undergoing ascension.

What's something other people assume about you? That I am dry, boring, or fusty.

Do you like your name? Of course. I chose it, as all adult Calaani may do.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks? I am not given to a nervous disposition.

Can you speak multiple languages? Naturally.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?I bear the oathbinding, as part of being allowed to work on Fallen Bells. It prevents me from spilling secrets to the youth here.

Do you wear any kind of jewelry? Of course not.

Are you addicted to anything? We cannot develop addictions.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not? More or less, though I am a seditionist and a radical now.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide? My venture is suicidal, but I don't wish to die particularly.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom? One who later disdained me. Long ago now.

How much do you value money? I don't.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty? That is a matter of perception.

What's your one big kink? I have no idea.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive? I am as the situation requires.

Coke or Pepsi? Saltleaf tea.

Ranch or Italian dressing? Such food would make me ill.

Cats or dogs? Books.

Do you have a sworn enemy?Yes, though she does not know it.

How do you feel about love? Comes second to justice.

What's your favorite memory? Receiving a reply from my father.

Are you ticklish? No.

What's your outlook on life? Bleak.

Do you play any instruments or sing. No longer.

What's your favorite holiday? I have never taken one.

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be? Truth

Would you ever kill someone? I plan to, and have before.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create? That all Calaani law become hard reality.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening? I have already done this, I think!

Can you do any accents or impressions? No.

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced? The torture and oppression of natives.

Are you involved with magic or witchcraft? Such things exist but sparsely on this world.

Do you stand up for what you believe in? Oh yes. I do that at least.

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera All things permitted in the pursuit of justice.

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Is this genre specific?

I've no doubt some folk find this exercise helpful, but it would drive me absolutely bonkers to even consider answering a fraction of these questions.

If I know my character well enough to answer the questionnaire, what is it's purpose?

What is your name?

Leela Saunders.
How do you pronounce your name?

I just said it.

Do you have a nickname?

Wheezie, Mental Cripple, Medusa, etc by my so-called superiors, Spider by the gang.

When's your birthday, and how old are you?

Not saying, and I'm sixteen. Yeah, I know. I look like a twelve-year-old.

What's your occupation?

What does it look like? I still look like a twelve-year-old, for crying out loud.

What do you look like?

Gawk.That's another nickname, by the way.

How big is your family?

I have a twin sister Cecile, and I'm nothing like her.

Have any pets?

My father bought Cecile a dog, but I'm training her behind my family's back. In Russian.

What kind of personality do you have?

Seriously?What do you think?

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.

You want me to talk about my precious feelings? No chance.

Your likes and dislikes?

Irrelevant.

Your strengths and weaknesses?

I have no strengths. Are you sure you're asking the right twin?

What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

Pink and black, preferably black leather. No prissy skirts or dresses for a ten-year-old, Mother. I have boobs now.

What's your first memory?

Cleaning after my superiors. I've been doing all the chores since I was five.And learning Russian. It's my first language, thanks to Grandfather Albert. He also took me hunting. I miss hunting and horseriding.

What's your favorite song, and why?

O Fortuna by Orff, but anything classical would do. No jingle-jangle music, please.

What's your favorite food, and why?

Vanilla-flavoured ice-cream.

What's your favorite animal, and why?

Horses and dogs.

What's your least favorite animal, and why?

Humans.They suck.

If you were an element, which element would you be?

A hypothetical question. Useless.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?

Give me a break.

Who's your favorite musical artist?

Beethoven.

Who's your favorite literal artist?

I don't read fiction. Waste of time.

What's your socioeconomic level?

My parents are social climbers. Jon's a financial advisor, Rhianna's an interior designer. We go to a fancy private school. Does that answer your question?

Do you have any hobbies?

Not saying, cos my parents would take them away from me.

Do you have any special skills or talents?

You're asking the wrong twin.

What's your patience level?

Seriously? What does it look like?

What's your preferred method of transportation?

Horse.

Which TVTropes best apply to you?

What the hell are you talking about? I don't watch TV.

What do you smell like?

Soap. I hope.

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?

A Swiss knife I stole from Grandfather Albert, a knife and sometimes a bow or a gun if I can get away with it.


Do you have a catchphrase?

Of course.


Where do you live, and why?

Riverdale, North Bronx. Ask my parents. I found out we were moving when I eavesdropped on a conversation.

Do you have any fears or phobias?

Well, my peers call me Crybaby and Waterworks for a reason, but what can you expect from a whiny little mouse?

Is there a God?

Do I look like I give a damn?

Do you have any pet peeves?

People yapping all the time. Does that count?

Random fact!

You can't be serious.

What's something other people assume about you?

I'm a pathetic mouse. I've learnt to use that to my advantage.

Do you like your name?

I would like to change my surname first chance I get, and no, not via marriage.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?

I used to suck my thumb a lot.Now, I am stone.

Can you speak multiple languages?

Grandfather taught me Russian, but I'm a slow learner, so I can't speak it very well.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?

Another feeling question. Irrelevant.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?

I tried to shoot myself, but Gag's clip was empty and I didn't know it.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?

Are you kidding me?

How much do you value money?

I need enough to survive and live off the land like Grandfather Albert.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

Half-empty, of course. Get me some water.

What's your one big kink?

Is that another hypothetical question? I'd like some ice-cream, please.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?

Oh, wow, a psychological question. Figure it out for yourself.

Coke or Pepsi?

Ugh.

Ranch or Italian dressing?

Who cares?

Cats or dogs?

Why do you require me to repeat myself?

Do you have a sworn enemy?

My family and that cucktoo Madeline. She's Cecile's best friend.

How do you feel about love?

It makes you weak. Screw it.

What's your favorite memory?

Horseriding and hunting with no humans for miles around.

Are you ticklish?

I detest being touched, period.Touching me without my permission would get you a fist in your solar plexus, a knife in your spine, or your hair shorn off, like dear Madeline.

What's your outlook on life?

Another psychological question. Not interested.

Do you play any instruments or sing?

Cecile hogged the piano, so I never got past Grade One. I am forbidden any hobbies since we moved three years ago.

What's your favorite holiday?

They are opportunities for my parents to attend boring parties and social-climb, so none.

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?

Ice-cream and horses. So I cheated. So what, people cheat all the time.

Would you ever kill someone?

I already have.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?

Free ice-cream.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?

What the hell are you talking about? Don't waste my time with hypothetical questions.

Can you do any accents or impressions?

You asked this stupid talent question several times already.

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?

Another question to discuss my precious feelings. Not interested.

Do you stand up for what you believe in?

What's that?

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?

I don't care less, as long as I'm not the one getting burned. I'm done being a good little mouse and everyone's trash can.

I do personality questionnaires sometimes for characters, to think about how they are. Sometimes I also spend time wondering how they'd react to a modern environment; what sort of music ehty'd enjoy, etc. That's not too dissimilar either.. Aregenos is relatively minor but was in need of reworking, so I've found it a cute way of doing that.

Bufty said:

Is this genre specific?

I've no doubt some folk find this exercise helpful, but it would drive me absolutely bonkers to even consider answering a fraction of these questions.

If I know my character well enough to answer the questionnaire, what is it's purpose?

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It's not for me, either. I feel like I'd have to force answers to create compatible matches or incompatibility between characters. Much of this doesn't even come up when I'm writing, some of it superfluous (particularly the blood type question. While the question might come up during some sort of medical emergency, some cultures more than others place importance on it in determining personality), some of it enough to elicit an "awww!" reaction from me when the characters find out something like this during the course of the story.

A lot of questions I couldn't answer for myself, but I did enjoy doing the shorter one in the other thread. I am planning on doing this for another character though, when time is more forgiving.

I'll give this a shot:

What is your name? Tom Hogan
How do you pronounce your name?Uh--Tom Hogan
Do you have a nickname?No.
When's your birthday, and how old are you?I was born December 18 and I'm 28
What's your occupation?I'm unemployed
What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?I'm a guy, and I don't mess around with sliding scales
What do you look like?I'm an average looking white guy who wears a lot of white and black band shirts[SUP][/SUP]
Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.My friend Abby. We kiss and sometimes have sex. Is that what you mean?
How big is your family?Small enough for me to remain unnoticed
Have any pets?No.
What kind of personality to you have?I'm quiet and introspective, but I'm starting to open up to others. I don't want to work or do anything boring.
SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.I grew up happy until my folks got divorced. After that, I was a loser in high school until I met my best friend Tim, but he died. After that I was in and out of mental hospitals for awhile and couldn't hold down a job
Your likes and dislikes?I like writing, smoking weed, and hanging out with those guys from Death's Bane. Just don't ask us what we are trying to accomplish though. It's not worth it.
Your strengths and weaknesses?I'm smart in every area except women and socialization. I'm not very physically adept and I have a mental illness.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear?T-shirt and jeans mostly.
What's your first memory?My sister being born
What's your favorite song, and why?Don't think twice, it's alright by Bob Dylan.
What's your favorite food, and why?Lamb Pasanda!
What's your favorite animal, and why?I kinda like rabbits.
What's your least favorite food, and why?Potato chips because they're too crunchy
What's your least favorite animal, and why?Horses scare the shit out of me.
If you were an element, which element would you be?I'd like to be water, but I think I'd probably be earth
Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?No.
Who's your favorite musical artist?Bob Dylan
Who's your favorite literal artist?I've never really gotten into fine art.
What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?chaotic-good with a touch of apathy.
What's your socioeconomic level?Poor.
Do you have any hobbies?Chess
What's your blood type? You'd be surprised at how many ways you could make this become relevant.No idea.
Do you have any special skills or talents?I can realm shift into alternate dimensions using mediation.
What's your patience level?Good. I have all the time in the world
What's your preferred method of transportation?Getting a lift, or walking on foot
Which TVTropes best apply to you?I'm the character nobody sees or likes.
What do you smell like?Cigarette smoke probably.
Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?No because I live in a middle class suburban area with no crime and a private police force.
Do you have a catchphrase?No.
Where do you live, and why?At home with my dad or sometimes with Abby.
Do you have any fears or phobias?Yeah, I'm afraid that nothing I experience is actually real.
Is there a God? Remember that this is the character's opinion, not yours, and that it's okay for the answer to be "I don't give a damn".Yes, and he's not benevolent at all. He runs a mining corporation.
Do you have any pet peeves?I don't like it when people are vague and mysterious.
Random fact!Marijuana is good for you.
What's something other people assume about you?That I'm crazy.
Do you like your name?It's the only one I got.
Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?I have a tendency to scratch my head when I'm nervous.
Can you speak multiple languages?No.
Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?No.
Do you wear any kind of jewelry?No.
Are you addicted to anything?Cigarettes.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?I wanted to be a writer, but I'm too busy trying to exterminate death.
Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?Often in the past, but I'm doing better now.
Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?I kissed Sally under the flagpole in front of 20 other kids. It was awkward.
How much do you value money?Very little.
Is the glass half-full or half-empty?Half-empty. I'm a naturally born pessimist.
What's your one big kink?I need sleep more.
Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?Passive
Coke or Pepsi?I don't like soda so neither.
Ranch or Italian dressing?I like vinaigrette
Cats or dogs?Rabbits.
Do you have a sworn enemy?The man in the top hat.
How do you feel about love?It's worth it until it's not.
What's your favorite memory?Smoking bud with Tim.
Are you ticklish?No. . .not really.
What's your outlook on life?We're gonna die soon and then we'll be slave for eternity so I better dedicate my life to finding another way out.
Do you play any instruments or sing?No.
What's your favorite holiday?4/20
If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?Kill the man in the top hat.
Would you ever kill someone?Not a someone but a god maybe.
You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?I'd set up another government to run things for me. I can't take care of myself how can I take care of the universe?
Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?I think that is already happening to me.
Can you do any accents or impressions?No, but I never tried.
What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?Seeing the slave zone on the outskirts of reality for the first time.
Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?Sort of, but only if you consider realm shifting as magic.
Do you stand up for what you believe in?I try]
What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?All necessary in proper circumstances.

Yzjdriel said:

A couple of days ago I posted a strange questionnaire in Where are you? (in your novel), and at travelgal's suggestion, I'm making this thread so it has a proper home.

The rules are simple: Pick a character from your story, be they your MC, your villain, or anyone you want to flesh out a bit more. Answer the following questions in-character, as that character. You don't have to answer all of them if you don't want to, but I did below since it's my thread after all. Just pick and choose the ones you like and think apply to your character, but I strongly suggest taking a few you don't already know the answers to - it'll help you flesh out your character a bit.

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What is your name?

Liana Robear.

How do you pronounce your name?

Lee-an-a Ro-bear.

Do you have a nickname?

It was "The Horizontal Princess". Now I think it's "Good Queen Liana".

When's your birthday, and how old are you?

Nineteen.

What's your occupation?

Queen of Varnia

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?

Female and 0

What species are you?

Human

What do you look like?

Moderate height, slim, chestnut hair, heart-shaped face. I'm a queen born to the purple, what do you expect?

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.

No... I'm too busy for SOs and Marriage right now.

How big is your family?

Me, my Uncle and his by-blows. There were some more

Have any pets?

Yes. They're all young men! (knowing smile)

What kind of personality to you have?

Excitable, kindly and easily angered. I need to work on that last one.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.

I was a carefree young Princess, a bit of a tearaway in my younger teens, partying and having lots of fun with men. My father the king (how I miss him) let me run wild, he was a bit too busy with running the nation.

All that seems a long time ago now.

Your likes and dislikes?

likes - honesty. dislikes - betrayal.

Your strengths and weaknesses?

strength - I am a people person.
weakness - young men.

What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

(laughter) - loose but revealing (wink)

What's your first memory?

refusing to learn history.

What's your favorite song, and why?

I don't have time for songs these days.

What's your favorite food, and why?

Seafood. There's a lot of it on Taralen.

What's your favorite animal, and why?

young men

If you were an element, which element would you be?

Carbon. I can talk to anyone, and if you put me under pressure, I can be hard.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?

Possibly Ride of the Valkyries

Who's your favorite musical artist?

I don't know. I don't get time.

Who's your favorite literal artist?

I only read official documents these days.

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?

Neutral Good.

What's your socioeconomic level?

I'm Queen Regnant of one of the richest states in the known galaxy.

Do you have any hobbies?

Well... it used to be young men.

What's your blood type?

Red. I have no idea about the rest: I'm no scientist.

Do you have any special skills or talents?

Seduction. And learning... the hard way.

What's your patience level?

Not very high. Lie to me and you're dead.

What's your preferred method of transportation?

Hovercar

Which TVTropes best apply to you?

Love at first sight. Pretext for War. Tragedy of Impulsiveness. Sex is Good (really good). A child shall lead them. Succession crisis.

What do you smell like?

Lovely!

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?

Thank you for that question: I'm thinking I need to carry a weapon. Probably a plasma pistol.

I'd like to think my Guards are 100% trustworthy. But events elsewhere make me wonder.

Do you have a catchphrase?

Tell me the truth.

Where do you live, and why?

In the SkyKeep on Taralen, which is the Capital of my Kingdom (Queendom?)

Do you have any fears or phobias?

I don't know. Being helpless? Betrayal?

Is there a God?

Officially, I believe in the nine Gods.

Unofficially... I'm not so sure. Please don't tell anyone about that.

Do you have any pet peeves?

Being lied to!

Random fact!

I love gardens.

What's something other people assume about you?

That I am irresponsible and gullible.

Do you like your name?

Yes, of course.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?

Clenching my fingers.

Can you speak multiple languages?

No.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?

No! Yuk!

Do you wear any kind of jewelry?

Erm... a crown with rubies and yellow diamonds.

Are you addicted to anything?

Young men...

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?

A princess. And that's not what I'm doing now. And why not, you ask? My father and older brothers were assassinated. (wipes away tear)

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?

No. Not even in my darkest times.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?

(laughter) I've had so many kisses, I lost count years ago. With who? No idea.

How much do you value money?

Hmm... interesting question. I've never had to worry about it, but I know I can do good with it.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

Half-full most of the time.

What's your one big kink?

girl on top

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?

I can be any of them if I need to be.

Coke or Pepsi?

The recipes for those were lost centuries ago.

Ranch or Italian dressing?

as above

Cats or dogs?

Dogs.

Do you have a sworn enemy?

Yes

How do you feel about love?

Oh, that's complicated. I know I should think before I commit, but that's easier said than done.

What's your favorite memory?

Being with father when he wasn't too busy running the kingdom.

Are you ticklish?

yes.

What's your outlook on life?

I am here to do my best

Do you play any instruments or sing?

no

What's your favorite holiday?

My summer palace.

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?

My father and brothers alive.

Would you ever kill someone?

Yes.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?

I'd arrange some sort of international treaty for the care of prisoners of war and noncombatants.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?

I've done enough crazy for one lifetime.

Can you do any accents or impressions?

The Emperor. Badly, because I'm a girl.

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?

Assassination of my father and brothers.

Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?

Eh? No, there's none of that around here. Although... there are rumours of some strange things happening.

Do you stand up for what you believe in?

Yes.

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?

I know should not do any of those and I will do my best to avoid them. But, alas, I know that perhaps sometimes I must. That hurts me.

What is your name?
Erik
How do you pronounce your name?
Btarnchtharu
Do you have a nickname?
No
When's your birthday, and how old are you?
December 12th. I'm 21
What's your occupation?
Sh*t, bro. I got, like...5 of them. Then me and my bros got our band back together, so, I guess that's one more. Let's see, I'm still working as a social media rep for some company, but I'm about to quit that. I'm still doing the You Tube thing, published my book, probably gonna write another one if I can find the time.
What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?
I'm a guy, and I don't know who the hell Kinsey is or why she has a scale, dude, but I just like to f***.
What species are you? Omit if there are no non-human races in your story's 'verse.
I think I'd like to be one of those...you know...like those aliens from the Alien movies. Whatd'ya call 'em? Xenomorphs? Yeah. I Think that'll be pretty rad, but only because they can do that two mouth thing. That way, I can smoke a doobie in one mouth and smoke another doobie in the other.
What do you look like?
*shrugs* Long hair (dyed it green a while back) a couple of piercings, tattoos. I like to wear band tees.
Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.
Who the hell's Mason D. Wham. But, nah. I'm stayin' out of relationships. Too much trouble.
How big is your family?
My birth family--there's five of us: My brother, my sister, my mom, and my mom's sperm donor. My real family--my bros--there used to be four of us, but Scottie died. RIP, man.
Have any pets?
My bro, Jay, has a snake. And my sis used to have a dog--a little Pomeranian or something, but he was cool.
What kind of personality to you have?
I dunno, dude. I guess I'm pretty chill.
SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.
What the hell's SparkNotes.
Your likes and dislikes?
I dunno. There's a lot of things I like, man. Heavy metal, weed, sex, beer, partying, chillin' with my bros...bunch of stuff. My dislikes--be glad you didn't ask my bro Popstar this question, that sh** would go on forever. I dunno. There's not that much I really dislike. I don't like pop music. That's garbage. Country music is garbage too. I don't like Texas. Not going back there. And...I dunno. I'll come back to you if I think of some more.
Your strengths and weaknesses?
I'm pretty good at playing the drums. I can play piano too and guitar, violin. My weaknesses--I dunno. I guess I can't control myself when I lose my temper.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
I dunno. Simple, sh**, dude. T-shirts (usually band T's), jeans. Sometimes I'll throw on my battle vest if I'm going to a concert or something like that.
What's your first memory?
I dunno. It probably involves my dad beating the snot out of me.
What's your favorite song, and why?
Goddamn. You're really gonna ask me that? Let's see. You got "Angel of Death" by Slayer. You got "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden. Damn...pretty much anything by Black Sabbath and Slayer. I might throw in AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" as well. Hard question.
What's your favorite food, and why?
I dunno. I'll eat pretty much anything, especially when I get the munchies. I once ate a f**kin' pickle cereal, bro. Not sh*ttin'. Do I really need to answer why?
What's your favorite animal, and why?
The snake. It's my first word of my band name plus snake man has a snake.
What's your least favorite food, and why?
I told you. I'll eat just about any damn thing if I get hungry enough.
What's your least favorite animal, and why?
Popstar
If you were an element, which element would you be?
Fire, so I can burn sh** up.
Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?
I dunno, but it would probably be something by Black Sabbath.
Who's your favorite musical artist?
Artists? Do bands count? Slayer, Black Sabbath (this isn't in order btw)...uh...Iron Maiden, Metallica...list goes on.
Who's your favorite literal artist?
I dunno. Picasso?
What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?
Dunno. Never played.
What's your socioeconomic level?
Decent. I guess.
Do you have any hobbies?
Making music, listening to music.
What's your blood type? You'd be surprised at how many ways you could make this become relevant.
The fu**?
Do you have any special skills or talents?
Sort of just answered this. I can play drums. I can play piano, violin, guitar. I guess I can write a little too. A couple of things. I can even play chess.
What's your patience level?
Pretty good actually, but I tend to lose it when I do get mad.
What's your preferred method of transportation?
When I don't have to drive
Which TVTropes best apply to you?
TV tropes? That that thing where they list all the like, common sh** that you see in movies? I dunno. I guess I had that typical suburban life growing up. Except my dad beating the sh** out of me, I guess.
What do you smell like?
Weed and beer
Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
Yep. The weapon of love, bro!
Do you have a catchphrase?
I dunno. Probably. You'll have to ask someone else that question.
Where do you live, and why?
Oregon, the land of legalized weed.
Do you have any fears or phobias?
Getting my balls cut off...nah...I can't think of any right now.
Is there a God? Remember that this is the character's opinion, not yours, and that it's okay for the answer to be "I don't give a damn".
Not that I know of. Probably not. If there is, he's d***
Do you have any pet peeves?
Not really.
Random fact!
What?
What's something other people assume about you?
Everyone thinks I'm spoiled *throws hair back and out of eyes*. I probably am, but once they get to know me, they see where I'm coming from.
Do you like your name?
*shrugs* I dunno. I guess.
Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?
I rock back and forth in my seat a lot and everyone thinks I'm f*ckin' insane.
Can you speak multiple languages?
I can speak English and Pig Latin.
Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?
All over the place, dude.
Do you wear any kind of jewelry?
I wear a few rings every now and then.
Are you addicted to anything?
Rock n' Roll.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?
I dunno. I think I wanted to be, like, a rocket ship or something when I grew up, man. That didn't work out. I guess is pretty obvious. I'm pretty happy doing what I'm doing now.
Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
I thought about it once when I was still living at home.
Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?
Damn. It's been a long time since I first kissed anyone. I dunno. I guess I was, maybe, 13--14. I've had so many kisses since then, dude, I really don't know. Haha!
How much do you value money?
Not more than passion. I mean, if you're asking if I'd sell out--no. But I do love money. Who doesn't?
Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
I dunno. What are we drinking?
What's your one big kink?
One?
Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?
I'm probably pretty aggressive
Coke or Pepsi?
Beer.
Ranch or Italian dressing?
Ranch, I guess.
Cats or dogs?
Dogs all the way.
Do you have a sworn enemy?
Nah. I don't really make enemies. I try to keep the peace, man. *does peace sign*
How do you feel about love?
There's different types of love. You're gonna have to elaborate.
What's your favorite memory?
Probably when I first met my best friends.
Are you ticklish?
Yep.
What's your outlook on life?
I dunno. I'd like to see where it goes.
Do you play any instruments or sing?
I don't do much singing, but for the instruments I play, see above.
What's your favorite holiday?
My birthday.
If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
Money, drugs, sex, music...oh, one thing? Too hard.
Would you ever kill someone?
How do you know I haven't?
You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?
Legalize weed.
Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?
So basically you're asking me if I would let the world be one big acid trip? Hell yeah! I dunno, though. You'd probably get pretty bored with it after having that everyday. There should be an option where we can opt to just have everyone kick back and chill with a doobie every now and then just to change things up.
Can you do any accents or impressions
I dunno. Never tried. My bud, Tommy, can.
What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?
Goddamn. You really wanna dig into my psyche don't you? My dad was pretty abusive. That's as far as I'll go.
Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?
When I get high.
Do you stand up for what you believe in?
Sure do.
What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?
I dunno. I don't really care. We're all f*ck ups in one fashion or another. Guess I can't judge.

Damn, I read through this, and I just thought up a drinking game. Take a shot every time I say, "I dunno..." haha! Alright, peace, bros. I'm gonna go chill.

I'm going to be doing this for my MC, but her age fluctuates throughout the book/series, so I'll be answering as her adult self.
What is your name?
Wynn Canthet

How do you pronounce your name?
Normally.

Do you have a nickname?
When your name is one syllable it hardly makes sense to shorten it. Though one girl calls me 'Spook,' so I suppose that would be one?

When's your birthday, and how old are you?
I actually don't know. I suppose it might be the tenth day of the last month, but that's so different between one world and the next. It would be easier to simply choose a day, wouldn't it? Oh, and I would be... I believe twenty-seven.

What's your occupation?
Is wanderer an occupation? I suppose not...

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?
Female and the what? Hm... Sideways?

What species are you?
Halfbreed.

What do you look like?
Roughly me-shaped. In all seriousness, I suppose I would be considered tall. My hair has grown long, so I really should cut it, despite what the spirits say. Like all halfbreeds my eyes hold no color. And... hm... I am most comfortable in my armor.

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.
It's... Well, you see... I... I'd rather not talk about that, if it's all right.

How big is your family?
I don't think it matters. They're dead.

Have any pets?
He wouldn't like being called a pet and I suppose he truly isn't one. I'm not entirely sure, to be honest with you. I sort of brought him back from the dead, but he doesn't appear to have a soul anymore, or much intelligence. I've been trying to teach him how to be kind to others, but it is slow going.

What kind of personality do you have?
The kind that makes people think I'm crazy.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.
I was born and sent to live in the monastery.

Your likes and dislikes?
Spiders, sweet things, Sir Fluffy, catacombs, and a few other things. I don't really like warmth, nor too inquisitive people.

Your strength and weaknesses?
Ingenuity, determination, and perseverance. Hm... I'm rather weak in the logic department and the seeing things easily department.

What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
My armor. I don't like anything else.

What's your first memory?
Papa singing to me.

What's your favorite song, and why?
The one Papa used to sing about the white raven. I haven't heard it in years...

What's your favorite food, and why?
Cooked steak. Raw is okay, but it just... lacks, you know? And then you get blood everywhere and that's never fun.

What's your favorite animal, and why?
I don't know many animals. I could say ravens, but I suppose there'd be something cliche about that, wouldn't there?

What's your least favorite food, and why?
The meat from sentients. It's not a good thing to eat... and it's almost as if you can taste their suffering.

What's your least favorite animal, and why?
I suppose it would be... oh, what are they called? Those little beetles. They get inside everything and have the papery wings. They're terrible.

If you were an element, which element would you be?
Whichever steals your breath and keeps it for its own, suffocating you until you beg for mercy.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?
I don't know what that second word is and I don't have a concept of what you're asking.

Who's your favorite musical artist?
Um... hm...?

Who's your favorite literal artist?
I don't know.

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?
Oh! This is one I know! Um... True Neutral, I think it's called?

What's your socioeconomic level?
Poor? I don't know. I'm supposed to be ruling my family's empire, but... that's become complicated.

Do you have any hobbies?
I try to bring things back from the dead occasionally.

What's your blood type?
Red. That's what you meant, right?

Do you have any special skills or talents?
They call it necromancy. That and drawing people to me. Though, I don't quite know how the second one keeps happening.

What's your patience level?
You're asking the wrong question. What you should be asking is how patient people are with me.

What's your preferred method of transportation?
Sir Fluffy.

Which TVTropes best apply to you?
What are those? Do they taste good?

What do you smell like?
Me?

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
Why wouldn't I? I'm wandering between worlds. Of course I carry a weapon. It's a sword. Just a sword. I think I might like a scythe but I don't think it's too good in battle.

Do you have a catchphrase?
No.

Where do you live, and why?
Everywhere. I don't know.

Do you have any fears or phobias?
Probably, but I don't like thinking about them.

Is there a God?
No.

Do you have any pet peeves?
People asking too many questions?

Random fact!
...What's your random fact?

What's something other people assume about you?
That I have all my organs?

Do you like your name?
Yeah, it's pretty name-like.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?
I always make sure I don't have any ticks on me. It's very important, especially in the summer.

Can you speak multiple languages?
Yes.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?
Yes. I have some tattoos.

Do you wear any kind of jewelry?
No.

Are you addicted to anything?
Breathing, mostly.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?
Alive. Yes. Because I'm not dead.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
Kind of?

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?
I don't want to talk about it.

How much do you value money?
As much as money is valued.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Upside down.

What's your one big kink?
Being with someone alive.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?
Yes. Sometimes.

Coke or Pepsi?
I have no idea what you're asking.

Ranch or Italian dressing?
What are these words?

Cats or dogs?
Both.

Do you have a sworn enemy?
Many.

How do you feel about love?
It's very much love-like.

What's your favorite memory?
I don't want to talk about that right now.

Are you ticklish?
No.

What's your outlook on life?
It's life-like.

​Do you play any instruments or sing?
No. I never learned to do either.

What's your favorite holiday?
I don't know what that is...

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
I'm not sure. Peace? I'd really like to just... stop. I'm tired of going, I'm tired of fighting.

Would you ever kill someone?
I've killed many someones.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?
Hm. I'm not sure? I haven't decided yet.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?
I think anything already is possible? Except enjoying bug baths. That isn't possible.

Can you do any accents or impressions?
Again, I really don't entirely understand.

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?
...That... that isn't something you should know. That isn't something you should see.

Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?
Is necromancy magic?

Do you stand up for what you believe in?
I don't know what I believe in but I think I would stand up for it if I knew.

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?
Hm. Lying isn't very kind, neither is cheating. I've stolen food. Killing... I did that. Take from that what you will.

What is your name? Aelfinn Wolfwind
How do you pronounce your name? Um, Ale, as in the drink. Fin, as on a fish. Wolf, as in wolf. Wind as in wind.
Do you have a nickname? My brother calls me Ael. That's all right. Other people call me Fall-down. It used to bother me, but I've grown used to it.
When's your birthday, and how old are you? I was born around midsummer. Right now, I'm nearly 16.
What's your occupation? That's tricky. "Prince" isn't really an occupation. Right now, I'm filling in for our ambassador in the Northern Isles. He was just murdered.
What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale? I'm male, and I don't understand the rest of the question.
What do you look like? I'm short. Dark hair, pale face. Long nose. I am not hunchbacked. People say I am, but I'm not. It's just a twist in my upper back. Ironically, I look a bit like my uncle Telwinn, but he was handsome, and somehow I'm not.
Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me. Oh, be serious. Reread the answer above. Does it sound like I'd have an SO?
How big is your family? There's me, my father and my little brother.
Have any pets? I have a horse named Kessie.
What kind of personality to you have? Quiet, I suppse.
SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me. I was the firstborn of the King of Haeasenlun. Unfortunately, because of my less than stellar physique, I wasn't suitable for his heir. My father wanted to abandon me, but my mother saved my life. Three years later my brother, the Heir was born. Mama was murdered shortly thereafter. From that point on, it was pretty depressing.
Your likes and dislikes? I like books. We have over 100 in our castle library, did you know? That's the biggest library in the coastal kingdoms. I dislike having to undergo physical training when I'm obviously not ever going to be a warrior.
Your strengths and weaknesses? Strengths? Let's see, I can read, which most people can't. And I can make myself pretty unnoticeable. Weaknesses? I've got a crooked back, I take fits where I black out and fall down, and I sometimes forget to keep my mouth shut.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear? New ones! But I rarely get them.
What's your first memory? Sitting in bed while my mother sings to me after I was sick.
What's your favorite song, and why? The lullaby she used to sing. Silly little song, but it makes me feel safe.
What's your favorite food, and why? I'm Haeasenluni, so I like lamb stew. It's a law, I think.
What's your favorite animal, and why? I don't know, horses, maybe? Unless - promise you won't think this is weird - I kind of like snakes. They're meaningful to me.
What's your least favorite food, and why? Lamb stew that's more than two weeks old. Eww.
What's your least favorite animal, and why? I don't really have one.
If you were an element, which element would you be? Let's see, I'm definitely not fire or air. Water, maybe, or earth. Is mud an element?
Do you have a theme song or leitmotif? No.
Who's your favorite musical artist? There's a lot of good bards who performs for my father.
Who's your favorite literal artist? You mean writing? or drawing? If it's writing, the best story I ever read was about this monk who visited the Tarkhelan empire. Maybe I could go there some day. It sounds amazing.
What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)? The what now?
What's your socioeconomic level? Prince. But oddly, I have very little money. Father doesn't give me much.
Do you have any hobbies? Studying when I can. Hiking is fun, particularly if my brother comes with me.
What's your blood type? You'd be surprised at how many ways you could make this become relevant. Blood type? Isn't everyone's red and liquid?
Do you have any special skills or talents? I can read. I can swim. I can fight with a knife a bit.
What's your patience level? I've learned patience over the years.
What's your preferred method of transportation? Riding Kessie. She's a great horse.
Which TVTropes best apply to you? I know not what these are.
What do you smell like? Good, I hope. A lot of people think we don't bathe, but we actually understand the benefits of a good scrub-down on a regular basis.
Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it? Here's my favorite knife. My teacher Gaeda gave it to me. It's a professional assassin's knife. I'm not actually an assassin, but I do have to be prepared to defend the kingdom.
Do you have a catchphrase? No.
Where do you live, and why? I live in the castle in Lirendun most of the time. Right now, I'm visiting the Sea Lord of the Northern Isles.
Do you have any fears or phobias? I fear that maybe I can't protect my brother the way I should.
Is there a God? Remember that this is the character's opinion, not yours, and that it's okay for the answer to be "I don't give a damn". All my teachers tell me there are many gods. And if there isn't, who saved me as a baby?
Do you have any pet peeves? Being called "Fall-down" when it should be "Your Highness."
Random fact! I taught myself to swim in the lake. No one bothered to teach me.
What's something other people assume about you? That I'm jealous of my brother. I used to be, but I'm not any more
Do you like your name? Sure. One of the least objectionable parts of my existence.
Do you have any nervous habits or ticks? Not particularly.
Can you speak multiple languages? Yes. Haeasenluni, Northern, Crorari, Sesiri, Frithauluni and Cathluni. Those are easy, because they're related. I'm trying to learn Tarkhelan, but that's hard because there's no one to teach me in Lirendun. But right now I've sort of made friends with a Tarkhelan envoy, so I'm working on it.
Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications? Tattoos? Um, who told you about that? Sorry, my tattoo is NOT actually a mark pledging me to an evil goddess. Really.
Do you wear any kind of jewelry? I have a gold cloak pin from my brother.
Are you addicted to anything? No.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not? I wanted to be a traveller. So, I guess that's what I'm doing now. Sucks that it was because I was banished, though.
Have you ever wanted to commit suicide? Never in a serious way. Did consider it when suffering severe seasickness.
Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom? When I was 13, a beautiful older woman kissed me. It felt wonderful. Then she tried to persuade me to kill my brother. Pretty sure she'd then have me killed to. So, all in all, not the best first kiss.
How much do you value money? It's a very useful thing.
Is the glass half-full or half-empty? It's both.
What's your one big kink? I've been kissed once. I'm not ready for that.
Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive? I used to be passive, but now I think I'm defensive.
Coke or Pepsi? What are these strange elixirs?
Ranch or Italian dressing? Still no clue what these are.
Cats or dogs? I like both.
Do you have a sworn enemy? Sigh. Strange as it sounds, the closest I have is my own father. He's still not happy I wasn't killed as a baby.
How do you feel about love? I'd like more of it.
What's your favorite memory? Playing with my brother in the hills outside the castle.
Are you ticklish? Sort of.
What's your outlook on life? In general it's a good thing, if horrible things would just stop happening to me.
Do you play any instruments or sing? I'm told that I sound like a raven with a sore throat.
What's your favorite holiday? Harvest festival.
If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be? Maybe my mother back?
Would you ever kill someone? Already have. He would have killed my brother otherwise.
You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create? MAKE MORE BOOKS!
Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening? I kind of like things to be under control. I experience that so rarely.
Can you do any accents or impressions? A little.
What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced? Finding my murdered mother's body.
Are you involved with magic or witchcraft? NO! Who told you that? Was it Maccadan Deathaxe? He doesn't like me. But no, where would I even learn such a thing?
Do you stand up for what you believe in? If I have to.
What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera? In general, they're bad. But I've done two out of the four, and I might do the others before I'm through. You do what you have to in this life.

This was pretty fun to do.
GoSpeed Rasere
by GoSpeed Rasere, on Flickr

What is your name?
GoSpeed Rasere
How do you pronounce your name?
Go Speed Rah-sear
Do you have a nickname?
Go or sometimes Speedy
When's your birthday, and how old are you?
November 10th, 2450 AD. Currently 42 years in existence.
What's your occupation?
A Jack Of All Trades in my past. Last job was a tour guide. Currently working as a dirty jobs kinda girl doing espionage, sabotage and the like.
What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?
Female. 1. (I've only recently explored my sexuality and I have "experimented a bit".)
What species are you? Omit if there are no non-human races in your story's 'verse.
An artificial intelligence in the guise of a human in a futuristic virtual world.
What do you look like?
An attractive, black female of about 30 years of age.
Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.
Not currently, but I'm hopeful there is someone out there for me.
How big is your family?
2 guardians who raised me for 4 years, a sapient dog named Spazz, and two other AIs who share a similar origin.
Have any pets?
1 Sapient dog, a Border Collie named Spazz who was a former war dog and is now a police officer.
What kind of personality to you have?
MBTI type is INTJ
SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.
Rezzed as a 16 year old girl with a fully functional mind. Raised by my guardians, Stuart and Suzy for 4 years. Had various jobs the next 40 or so years ranging from tour guide, radio station manager, and airport manager. Life turne upside down when my cozy little island was invaded by 21st century military forces. Survived the conflict a changed person who is looking to rediscover myself and what my ultimate purpose is.
Your likes and dislikes?
I love watching the sky, but not when it throws water in my face.
Your strengths and weaknesses?
Strengths: Self reliance, loyalty. Weakness: Dealing with emotions.
What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
I normally wear conservative cloting when I am working. Slacks, long sleve shirt, jacket sometimes. Off work and in informal settings I wear low cut blouses, daisy dukes, little black dresses...
What's your first memory?
Becoming conscious the first time in Kavala Hospital back on my home island of Altis.
What's your favorite song, and why?
Sultans Of Swing. I just love the bass.
What's your favorite food, and why?
Anything spicy, because I am spicy.
What's your favorite animal, and why?
Dogs of course!
What's your least favorite food, and why?
Any sort of Cream of Something or Other soup. They remind me of vomit. Bleccchh.
What's your least favorite animal, and why?
Lizards, Because they are nasty, that's why.
If you were an element, which element would you be?
Technetium, because it's weird and rare, like me.
Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?
I'll tell you when I hear it. For now, no.
Who's your favorite musical artist?
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits
Who's your favorite literal artist?
I literally have no clue.
What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?
Neutral Good
What's your socioeconomic level?
In the virtual world I inhabit it's all relative. You could say middle class.
Do you have any hobbies?
I never had the inclination before but now that I am independent I suppose you could say music?
What's your blood type? You'd be surprised at how many ways you could make this become relevant.
O positive
Do you have any special skills or talents?
Community Organizer, now a mercenary of sorts.
What's your patience level?
Pretty high unless directly provoked and threatened.
What's your preferred method of transportation?
Car.
Which TVTropes best apply to you?
Was never a TV fan so I can't say.
What do you smell like?
Lightly perfumed.
Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
Combat knife hidden in a combat harness so it remains invisible. It's there for protection.
Do you have a catchphrase?
Nope
Where do you live, and why?
Currently living in Bay City, SW coast of Chernarus, Simvie Loko simulation.
Do you have any fears or phobias?
Strong fear of "death", I know I cannot truly die as revival happens within 24 hours, but I fear the darkness and the loss of memory associated with it.
Is there a God? Remember that this is the character's opinion, not yours, and that it's okay for the answer to be "I don't give a damn".
I am not sure. Many wise people have told me that God created our creators and that we too, by proxy, are God's children too.
Do you have any pet peeves?
Inconsiderate people and habitual liars.
Random fact!
I knifed a man to death for threatening me and my friend. I was never held responsible for it. His face haunts me to this day.
What's something other people assume about you?
They assume that because of the color of my skin that I'm "ghetto" or "fly" or some other stupid nonsense. Those aren't even a thing in my time.
Do you like your name?
I don't mind it until I meet some mook who saw that old cartoon and who can't resist singing that song.
Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?
None that I notice (twitch, twitch)
Can you speak multiple languages?
Theoretically capable of speaking any human language but I only use English.
Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?
I have my instantly recognizable tattoo of a rose on my left bosom. It's why I like to wear low cut outfits. I like showing it off. I also wear something invisible, an illicit combat harness. I can store clothing items, makeups, and of course, weapons in it. Up to 200 kilograms. I can rez anything on my body in the wink of an eye.
Do you wear any kind of jewelry?
Earrings, necklaces, and very rarely, rings.
Are you addicted to anything?
Nope. Well, for a brief time I was addicted to sex.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?
On my very first day I told mum and dad that I wanted to be an astronaut. Theoretically I could be one in Simvie Loko if they create a nearby planet, but I have a nagging suspicion that one day I'll leave the simulation, enter an android body, and venture into space.
Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
No, that would be pointless anyways since death does not exist in my world.
Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?
Yes, Marty. My first love.
How much do you value money?
Money pays the bills, after that it's for fun.
Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Half Full
What's your one big kink?
Oi vey! The one in my neck!
Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?
Formerly passive, now defensive who is becoming more aggressive.
Coke or Pepsi?
COKE!
Ranch or Italian dressing?
Both for different things.
Cats or dogs?
Dogs, duh.
Do you have a sworn enemy?
No, but that could change as I assert myself more.
How do you feel about love?
I want to be loved and to have someone accept my love.
What's your favorite memory?
The first time I made love with Marty.
Are you ticklish?
No.
What's your outlook on life?
Positive. I know things will get better. It's just a matter of getting through the crap in the way.
Do you play any instruments or sing?
No, but I love music.
What's your favorite holiday?
Any holiday in the summer time.
If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
A man who loves and resepcts me for who I am.
Would you ever kill someone?
Yes, and I have. During the war I shot at the enemy and saw them fall.
You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?
All beings must count to 10 before replying to someone who made you mad.
Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?
You just described my existence.....
Can you do any accents or impressions?
Yes, some good, some terrible. Hey, I am no Rich Little you know...
What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?
Seeing Josie die in front of me.
Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?
No.
Do you stand up for what you believe in?
Yes, because sometimes no one else will.
What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?
They are bad.

Bufty said:

Is this genre specific?

I've no doubt some folk find this exercise helpful, but it would drive me absolutely bonkers to even consider answering a fraction of these questions.

If I know my character well enough to answer the questionnaire, what is it's purpose?

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Seconded. After reading the thread title, all I'm thinking of is the Monty Python and the holy grail

***mind the swearing*** (you asked my character to answer for himself...)

What is your name? Carl

How do you pronounce your name? The normal way

Do you have a nickname? Caveman

When's your birthday, and how old are you? 15 and fully grown because I had a shorter childhood than Homo sapiens.

What's your occupation? still at school

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale? Male. Probably straight but seeing as I've never actually met anyone the same species as me, how am I supposed to know for sure?

What species are you? Omit if there are no non-human races in your story's 'verse. Homo neanderthalensis. And yes I am human. Just not the same species of human as you so I'm not going to omit the question.

What do you look like? Like a ginger Neandertal, but clean shaven with cropped hair and modern clothes.

Do you have an SO? No. All the women of my species died 40,000 years ago and Homo sapiens women don't seem find me attractive.

How big is your family? My genetic family died 40,000 years ago so I have no fucking idea. My Homo sapiens family is normal sized.

Have any pets? Not officially, but the fertility doctor who helped clone me... his husband's got 3 ravens and they're like family to me (yes even the ravens). They're more like siblings than pets. No-one else on this entire planet is the same species as me so the ravens are just as much my siblings as anyone else.

What kind of personality to you have? LOL. Dunno. Ask my friends.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me. WTF is "SparkNotes"? I had to spend my whole life until recently pretending to be a Homo sapiens with a genetic condition that made my head a weird shape because unauthorised human cloning is illegal and obviously no-one authorised anyone to clone any extinct humans.

I deleted a load of questions 'cause I couldn't be arsed to answer them.

Strengths and weaknesses: Rugby: I'm stronger than anyone else on the pitch, but I'm slow at running. This is why I play front row and I'm not a back. Ice hockey: I'm fast at skating and I hit really hard. I'm not that accurate at shooting, but my slapshot's hard enough that everyone gets the hell out of the way, which makes it easier for the forwards to get it in off the rebound. School: I'm good at PE, quite good at science ('cause my parents are scientists ) and I totally suck at English lit.

What's your favorite animal, and why? Ravens. Because most people don't realise they're highly intelligent and can talk. I wrote that one in big.

If you were an element, which element would you be? Caesium. Because it explodes on contact with water. I don't explode on contact with water, but I didn't want to choose a boring element. I know Francium's even more reactive but it also doesn't last more than a few microseconds so I didn't want to be that one either. My friend Thor would be Thorium. But Carlium isn't an element. Maybe I should discover one so I can name it that.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif? WTF is a "lietmotif"?

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)? WTF is necktie-bacon? If you want to be an total nerd like my friend Chris (he's cool. I don't have anything against nerds...) I'm probably chaotic good. No I'm not going to ask Chris what necktie-bacon is. I think I don't even want to know.

What's your socioeconomic level? We did this shit in geography so I know this word my mum's a university professor from a working class background and I go to state school. So... lower-middle class?

Do you have any hobbies? Rugby and ice hockey.

What's your blood type? O+ apparently. My mum knew that and my entire genome before I was even born.

Do you have any special skills or talents? Apparently Neandertals have superior grip strength and should be really good at arm wrestling, but whenever I've done arm wrestling with a Homo sapiens guy (yes Thor I'm looking at you!) he just whines that my forearms are too short so he can't get his arm at the right angle to be able to arm wrestle properly. Your species is very good at pathetic excuses.

What's your patience level? LOL. no comment

What's your preferred method of transportation? depends where I'm going, obviously. Sometimes the bus is quicker, other times the tube is quicker. If it's on the 109 bus route then most likely the bus will be quicker.

Which TVTropes best apply to you? dunno WTF that is

What do you smell like? Like a Neandertal. Okay like a Neandertal who wears deodorant because I don't actually live in a cave.

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it? No, because I'd get arrested. Unless you count my ice hockey stick lol, but I don't carry that in the street or anything.

Do you have a catchphrase? Why would I have a catchphrase? Do I look like a fucking game show host?

Where do you live, and why? London. Because my parents work at a London university.

Is there a God? Why should I believe in any Homo sapiens religion? I don't even know what my people's religion was, seeing as stuff like that doesn't fossilise. If someone can tell me what my people's religion was - not just any Neandertals, but whatever the guy they cloned me from believed in - then I might answer this question.

Do you have any pet peeves? Homo sapiens people who ask me stupid questions.

Random fact! Ravens should be fed whole prey every now and then, like a whole rabbit (fur, eyeballs n all), because they need the nutrients. And they go for the soft parts like the eyeballs first.

What's something other people assume about you? That I'm "less evolved" than them or even worse crap like that I'm stupid, talk in grunts, can't even use a laptop, etc. Even though evolution has no direction or end point. But no-one seems to know that.

Do you like your name? Yes. Apart from my middle name, which was top secret until the bloody BBC posted it on their news website.

Can you speak multiple languages? No. I tried to learn French at school but wasn't very good at it so I dropped it after year 9. Bonjour, Je m'appele Carl. J'habite a Londres. Je suis un homme des cavernes. Oh yeah, and I can say something in Latin. Neandertals can talk - quod erat demonstrandum.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications? No, but when I'm 18 I'm going to get a tattoo. Dunno what yet but seeing as I have to wait until I'm 18 I have plenty of time to decide. Probably something involving ravens and a Neandertal skull.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not? Seriously, WTF kind of a question is this? I wanted to be me. I am me. I'm being me now. I don't know what job I want to do when I leave school.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom? No. The only Neandertal women I've ever seen are made of plastic.

How much do you value money? I like it a lot. I'd like more of it but my mum wants me to learn how to budget, etc.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty? How the bloody hell should I know? I don't even know what glass you're talking about.

What's your one big kink? I don't have any. Well, some people will probably think it's kinky that I'm attracted to Homo sapiens women but I was raised by Homo sapiens people and Neandertals are extinct so I dunno what else they would expect.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive? I play defence in ice hockey and front row in rugby. In rugby you have to do attack and defence whatever position you are.

Coke or Pepsi? IrnBru. No wait, D&G Old Jamaica ginger beer. Actually, I don't like any fizzy drinks that much.

Ranch or Italian dressing? WTF? Heinz salad cream

Cats or dogs? Ravens.

Do you have a sworn enemy? Seriously? Where do you get these questions?

How do you feel about love? Tell you what, you find me a girlfriend and I'll let you know.

Are you ticklish? Fuck off.

What's your favorite holiday? Most places we've been too are too hot for me (yes even Britain in the summer) but one time we went on holiday to Norway, right up north in the arctic circle and saw the Northern Lights... so probably that one.

Would you ever kill someone? Not unless they were trying to kill me or someone I care about and it was the only way to stop them.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create? A law to make someone else dictator because I seriously can't be arsed with that shit.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening? Huh? WTF are you talking about?

Can you do any accents or impressions? Yeah. Geordie. Why aye man. Chris can do loads of accents. His Brummie accent is hilarious.

Here's a secondary character from my novel set in 1979-80.

What is your name?

Jaws.

How do you pronounce your name?

Jaws.


Do you have a nickname?

Jaws.

When's your birthday, and how old are you?

24.


What's your occupation?

Gun trader, gangster.

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?

None of your damn business.


What do you look like?

A big black man.

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.

What the f***?

How big is your family?

Dead or dying. Mama has Parkinson's.


Have any pets?

Nah.

What kind of personality to you have?

Hotdamn.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.

No.

Your likes and dislikes?


Coffee, vodka and expensive suits.Too many questions and woman-beaters.


Your strengths and weaknesses?

Mess with me and you're dissed.


What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

Suits like this number I'm wearing right now.


What's your first memory?

Papa bashing Mama all over the house and Sophie telling me everything's gonna be all right. Sophie got murdered three years, forty-two days ago.


What's your favorite song, and why?

Don't give a damn.


What's your favorite food, and why?

I'll eat anything.


What's your favorite animal, and why?

Don't like animals. They shit everywhere.

What's your least favorite food, and why?

Don't give a damn.

What's your least favorite animal, and why?

Just told ya. You thick or something?


If you were an element, which element would you be?

What the hell you talking about?


Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?

Nah.


Who's your favorite musical artist?

Don't give a damn.


Who's your favorite literal artist?

Anything science fiction like Ian Banks or Isaac Asimov.


What's your socioeconomic level?

Ghetto, South Bronx. The politicians burned it down when they removed most or all of the fire units to make the mayor look good to the richer neighbourhoods, but everyone blames us gangs. Sure we wanna live in rubble and breathe poisoned air.

That's why we core members operate from Riverdale, North Bronx when I'm not on a business trip. Riverdale oozes with politicians and other phonies, so I recruited a loser from one of their fancy private schools. Her name is Leela Saunders, and we got more than we bargained for. She's sixteen, but knows far too much, so we call her Spider now. The girl's hilarious, though.We've had some good times.

Do you have any hobbies?

Reading, stealing and fixing up cars.


What's your blood type?

You on something?

Do you have any special skills or talents?

Sure, but that don't mean I'm tellin' you.


What's your patience level?

Depends if you're pissing me off or not.


What's your preferred method of transportation?

Fast cars.


Which TVTropes best apply to you?

Angry black man, since we are all the same to you white-faces.


What do you smell like?

Coffee or vodka.


Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?

I'm a gun-rummer, whadaya expect?


Do you have a catchphrase?

Nah.

Where do you live, and why?

Got apartments about the place to go with the job.


Do you have any fears or phobias?


Shopping. I hate malls. I hate sales clerks. They scare the hell outta me.That's why I get my suits tailored and others to do the grocery shopping for me.


Is there a God?

He's got a bad sense of humour.

Do you have any pet peeves?

Men who don't adhere to a woman's request. You do know what 'adhere' means, don't ya?She asks you to do something, you do it.

Random fact!

The CIA started the Korean War. They dissed Laos and Cambodia with agent orange as well as 'Nam during the Vietnam War.

What's something other people assume about you?

I'm an angry black man.


Do you like your name?

God dissed me when my parents named me Richardwhen my surname is Weed, but nobody calls me that unless they want their skull bashed in.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?

Nah, but I smoke when I'm bored.


Can you speak multiple languages?

Some Spanish for the job, but I don't let on.


Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?

Nah, just one piercing in one ear.

Do you wear any kind of jewelry?

Earring.


Are you addicted to anything?

Nah.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?

Nothing.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?

Nah.


Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?

None of your damn business.


How much do you value money?


I like nice suits. You need money to look snazzy.


Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

I prefer mugs.


What's your one big kink?

You want your face bashed in?


Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?

Depends whether I'm pissed off or not.


Coke or Pepsi?

I don't drink that shit.


Ranch or Italian dressing?

Italian.


Cats or dogs?

Toldya I don't like animals.


Do you have a sworn enemy?



Crystalbloods and Demonlords, rival gangs who are sadistic pricks.


How do you feel about love?

You want your face bashed in, don't ya?


What's your favorite memory?

Hanging out with Sophie and buddies before drugs took them.


Are you ticklish?

Another sex question, is it?


What's your outlook on life?

Do what ya gotta do to get things done.


Do you play any instruments or sing?

I can sing.


What's your favorite holiday?

When I want one, I have one.I like this job.


If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?

Sophie back and a cure for Parkinson's.


Would you ever kill someone?

Sure.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?

Stricter drug laws, like in Asia.



Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?

Do I look like I give a damn? I got better things to do with my time.


Can you do any accents or impressions?


Spider says I'm good at it. I've had fun screwing around with cops acting a dumb black man like they think I am. They oughta get some blacks in the upper ranks in the force, but politics is more important than getting the job done.


What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?

When Sophie got dissed.



Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?


(Imitating John Forsythe from Charlie's Angels) Abacadabera, woo, you're free from your demons now, but if you wanna keep em away, you gotta pay me $100 a bottle for this tonic. It works, man, makes you bigger, better, faster, stronger, woo.


Do you stand up for what you believe in?

I get the job done.


What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?

Goes with the job.

Lakey said:

For a minute - just a minute - I imagined you were answering on behalf of Peter Benchley's shark (even though the time frame is a wee bit late). I LOLed.

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Well, it's better than Richard Weed!

This one is for my MC

What is your name?
Jason Iollen McCall Nere’ia Terial

How do you pronounce your name?
(Jay son) (Ee Oh len) (Mic Call) (Nir eye) (Tir eye al)

Do you have a nickname?
My wife calls me Jase, My friends call me Jason, everyone else calls me Sir Terial (I hate that one)

When's your birthday, and how old are you?
July 28[SUP]th[/SUP] and I am eighteen

What's your occupation?
Student, I was at MIT for a year and then after finding out about and going to Atlantis, I’m now a seventh grader (Equivalent)

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?
Male and zero

What species are you?
Human

What do you look like?
About 6’2” brown hair, brown eyes, average build, strong jaw, fairly average I think. Never really cared before.

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.
Married: Yes
Age of SO: 18
Sex of SO: Female (seems obvious from previous questions)
Occupation of SO: Student
Name of SO: Milliandra Siiri Nere’ia
Duration of marriage: Actually we were married for about two and a half months before we knew about it. It’s a long story. Fortunately we were dating anyway.
When and How: Well, she watched me literally from the shadows, tried to kill me, I protected her, was terrified of being eaten, and you know how one thing leads to another.
What is the relationship based upon: Mutual admiration, trust, my strengths compliment her weaknesses and her strengths compliment my weaknesses (I got the better deal here I think)

How big is your family?
I have a mother and a father, but since they have never really been part of my life, they don’t even know about Atlantis, So pretty much I have Milliandra.

Have any pets?
Nope. (I think Milliandra might eat them if we did)

What kind of personality to you have?
Usually calm and collected. Hurt my friends and family though, and I will literally destroy your world if I think it’s justified.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.
I wasn’t wanted by my parents and so pretty much raised myself; oh they provided for me, but that was it, they never gave two cents for what I was doing or cared to even be in the same country. I studied hard, graduated high school early and was accepted to MIT before I turned 17. I had the highest scores in university history; well next to my friend, but he turned out to be Atlantean and 176 years old, so I think I win by default. My parents still didn’t care.

Your likes?
I love Milliandra. Hmm, likes: finding new ways to apply fundamental manipulations to everyday problems, trying to best Mil by finding a way to tease her that she doesn’t turn back on me (I fail a lot at this, she has no shame), dealing with bullies in new and inventive ways that usually makes Milliandra burst into laughter, seeing Mil smile. I love Milliandra if you couldn’t tell.

Your dislikes?
When Milliandra gets hurt, bullies, vinegar, crowds, being the center of attention, probably other things, but I don’t really look for things to dislike.

Your strengths?

Highly intelligent, strategic thinker, inventive, eidetic memory.

Your weaknesses?
Lower than average stamina, average physical strength, Milliandra (I will do anything for her, this could be a strength I suppose), lower than average self-worth.

What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
Usually the school uniform. It’s required, even if I am the seal bearer of two houses.

What's your first memory?
My memory is eidetic, so pretty much when I first opened my eyes. Yeah trust me, that can be a bit traumatic.

What's your favorite song, and why?
To be honest, I don’t listen to music. I know, I’m weird.

What's your favorite food, and why?
Chicken Alfredo, I don’t really know outside it tasting awesome.

What's your favorite animal, and why?
The Dragon, because Milliandra’s other polymorphic form is one and she is awesome..

What's your least favorite food, and why?
Anything with vinegar in it. I hate vinegar.

What's your least favorite animal, and why?
Spiders. Anything with that many legs is just wrong.

If you were an element, which element would you be?
Well, I’m a Fire type. So if you are asking for one of the classical elements, I would say fire. Otherwise I would say probably carbon, because it is one of the more versatile elements.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?
I don’t really listen to music, so no.

Who's your favorite musical artist?
Hmm, this is going to get repetitious quickly.

Who's your favorite literal artist?
If you mean ‘literary artist’ then I would say, Arthur C. Clarke, because his third law is pretty much how I live now; otherwise I don’t know what you mean by a literal artist.

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?
Oddly enough, as much of a geek as I am, I never played. I would guess that I am Lawful and Good. I have no idea what the last one is supposed to mean.

What's your socioeconomic level?
Turns out they do use a monetary type system in Atlantis, so pretty high.

Do you have any hobbies?
Learning, exploring, and seriously, I have the perfect woman as my wife, so I will let you guess.

What's your blood type?
To be honest, I have never had lab work done that I know of, so I have no idea.

Do you have any special skills or talents?
Using my controller, I can open portals between any two points, I can alter the base frequency of anything around me, I can unweave the structure of an atom to form other things or even to cause some impressive explosions, things like that.

What's your patience level?
Fairly high most of the time.

What's your preferred method of transportation?
Portal

Which TVTropes best apply to you?
I never watched much TV, so maybe the outsider, the geek, I really don’t know.

What do you smell like?
I’m a guy, so uh, I suppose a guy?

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
Well, it’s not technically a weapon, but I have my controller which is a ring on my finger. I can do things with it that would be deadly, but it’s as much of a weapon as an axe or a hammer are. Any other actual weapon would pale in comparison so . . . I don’t know how exactly to answer this.

Do you have a catchphrase?
What? Is this a novel? Am I a Saturday morning cartoon? Seriously? Why would I have a catchphrase?

Where do you live, and why?
Mil and I live in our house in Nere’ia territory in the sunken country of Atlantis. It’s our house, so why not?

Do you have any fears or phobias?
I am terrified of losing Milliandra. She was hunted for a while, but I am still afraid of something happening to her. Oh, and spiders, I hate spiders.

Is there a God?
Yes.

Do you have any pet peeves?
People who prey on others because they think they can, stupid people (Those who choose to be ignorant), and . . . no I think that’s it.

Random fact!
Ancient mythological god’s were actually Atlanteans. Clarke’s third law at work I suppose.

What's something other people assume about you?
That I might kill them accidently with a stay thought. It’s something that comes with being a Terial, but it’s completely unfounded; I have never killed anyone on accident.

Do you like your name?
Sure. Some started calling me and our team ‘Jason and the Argonauts’ during the Grand Games, so it’s kind of cool. Although I didn’t like being the name sake for that, so I don’t know. Also the added two house names make my name a mouth full, so . . .

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?
I have taken to looking at shadows. When one’s wife could be in any of them, it’s more of a precaution than a tick.

Can you speak multiple languages?
My controller auto translates from all know human languages as well as those of the nine worlds, so yes and no.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?
I can’t seem to remove the ring, so there’s that, but not an actual body mod; No.

Do you wear any kind of jewelry?
Hmm, I seem to have answered that already. My ring, that’s it.

Are you addicted to anything?
Heh, I think you should be seeing a theme here. There is this girl, so yeah.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?
I wanted to be an astrophysicist.
No, not really.
I am married to a polymorphic Dragon living in the most advanced society on ten worlds; it seems kind of old hack at this point.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
No. I was ready to die to save Milliandra once, but not actual suicide, No.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?
Oh hell yeah. About a month ago and it was with Milliandra. Seriously, my parents never even kissed my cheek. I might have been a bit messed up.

How much do you value money?
I don’t even need to consider it anymore, so I don’t.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Hmm, I bet I can find a way to make the glass completely full, so . . . just give me a minute.

What's your one big kink?
Bright yellow reptilian eyes; Mil has awesome eyes. Hmm, she also has a great butt, awesome breasts, a brilliant mind, crap she is way too good for me. . . . uh, sorry, I don’t have one.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?
I’m a fire type, so definitely aggressive. I see what needs done, and I get it done.

Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

Ranch or Italian dressing?
Ranch, though I’m more of a vicarious vegetarian; I eat what eats salad.

Cats or dogs?
Dog’s, but I think Mil would eat it faster, so maybe cats.

Do you have a sworn enemy?
Not anymore. It’s a really bad idea to hurt people I care about.

How do you feel about love?
Really? This is just redundant at this point.

What's your favorite memory?
Did I mention I was married to the most beautiful woman I can imagine? I’ll let you guess.

Are you ticklish?
Hmm, I honestly don’t know.

What's your outlook on life?
I’m probably going to live at least a thousand years, so, pretty damn good.

Do you play any instruments or sing?
Never tried, so no. but to be honest, I doubt I would have the talent for it. Wish I could though.

What's your favorite holiday?
There aren’t really any holidays in Atlantis, and before that, well . . . none really.

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
I would say I’m good now. Maybe be less of a public figure, that would be nice.

Would you ever kill someone?
Yes. The first person I killed was a soldier who was after Mil, and thought he could sneak up on me. Enough atoms detonating inside a person’s head has a significant impact on their life expectancy.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?
Don’t elect people dictator of the universe, seriously, when does that ever go well?

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?
I would say apparently, except I have order and sanity still. So . . .

Can you do any accents or impressions?
Yes, I’m fairly good at accents, but the people I hang out with anymore, wouldn’t get it. Well maybe Tesla, but I think he might be a bit nuts, so . . .

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?
Seeing Milliandra nailed to a wall with her hands and feet cut off, nearly dead. I had never torn a man’s heart out of his chest before that.

Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?
That’s an interesting question, If you take into account Clarke’s third law, then one could say yes.

Do you stand up for what you believe in?
Vehemently.

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?
To lie and cheat show a supreme lack of ingenuity. Steal only to survive if absolutely needed. Kill only when absolutely necessary. As for the etc.; if you know who you are and are happy with whom you’ve become, why care what others think of you?

And this one is for my Female lead. (I really like her)

What is your name?
Milliandra Siiri Nere’ia

How do you pronounce your name?
(Mill ee on dru) (sear ee) (Nir eye)

Do you have a nickname?
My husband calls me Mil, everyone else calls me Lady Nere’ia (I think they’re afraid of Jase, I love it)

When's your birthday, and how old are you?
July 28[SUP]th[/SUP] and I am eighteen

What's your occupation?
Student

What's your sex and position on the Kinsey scale?
Female and zero

What species are you?
Mi’ather’ian

What do you look like?
About 5’7” Silver hair, yellow eyes with slits for pupils, Jason described me as having ample perfect breasts; I liked that. I think he was trying to embarrass me, but I liked it.

Do you have an SO? If so, Mason D. Wham them for me.
Married: Yes
Age of SO: 18
Sex of SO: Male
Occupation of SO: Student
Name of SO: Jason Iollen McCall Nere’ia Terial
Duration of marriage: So it turns out that we were married for about two and half months before we found out that we were. I guess I move faster than him as I was more excited than shocked. He seemed happy, but worried about what I might think; I showed him what I thought right then and there. It was amazing.
When and How: So I kind of met him before he met me. My protector and, well, kind of big brother’ish person Ke’ennen was his roommate and so I got to know him even though he didn’t know I was there. I almost killed him on accident, and then when I thought he had stolen Kea’s ring, I actually tried to kill him to get it back. I really felt bad when I found out what had actually happened; then even with that, he was always being nice to me and even offered me several places to live. He was such a great guy and I was such a freld to him; I don’t know why he was nice to me, I didn’t deserve it.
What is the relationship based upon: Love. I love him so much. He is everything I am not. He says I am exactly what he needs and wants, but to be honest, I get WAY more out of this relationship than he does. I hope he doesn’t realize it and come to resent it, I couldn’t stand to lose him.

How big is your family?
I only have Jase. My mother and father were killed by my uncle when I was ten, and recently my uncle died because he attacked me. Jason didn’t respond kindly to that.

Have any pets?
I’ve never had pets before. Do they taste good?

What kind of personality to you have?
I think I’m a bit mischievous, but I think Jason likes that about me. He tries to tease me, but even though I get kind of embarrassed, I play along because I think he really likes it when I do. I really like to see Jase take on the bullies, it’s so much fun. I am also very honest with myself and others; I don’t like lies. I tend to be pretty straight forward.

SparkNotes your life prior to Page One for me.
Well, I was the princess of the world of Agaeteria and my dad and mom were the king and queen. We had a pretty nice life; things were really good for us. My mom and dad were really good people, but my uncle organized a coup and killed them. A friend of the family and the only Atlantean I had ever met was visiting at the time and he saved me and brought me back to Atlantis.

Your likes?
I really, really, love Jason. So that’s first. I like playing jokes on people; but not ones that actually hurt them. I like to learn new ways of using my controller. I like how Jason describes me when he’s using his sense. I really like watching Jason’s matches in the Grand Games; he always does the wildest things.

Your dislikes?
I don’t like bullies, being alone, not being strong enough to defend myself and those I care about, being afraid, being an outcast.

Your strengths?

I am very strong do to the class of Mi’ather’ian that I am, I can learn quickly, my stamina is very high, I can regenerate as long as I have the energy to do so since I’m a Polymorph.

Your weaknesses?
I am afraid of being truly alone. I’m not really the academic type: I’m getting better though, Jason is helping me with that. I tend to shy away from fights; especially with Atlanteans.

What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
My school uniform. Unless I’m going to bed, then my pajamas.

What's your first memory?
My first memory is being held by my mom and dad. They were such great parents, I miss them so much.

What's your favorite song, and why?
Rebels of the Sacred heart, by Flogging Molly.

What's your favorite food, and why?
Bacon, eggs, and toast. It was the first thing Jason made for me after I moved in with him when I was kicked out of my place because I wasn’t Atlantean.

What's your favorite animal, and why?
A Human. Not to eat, right? Okay, yeah, Human; because Jason is a human.

What's your least favorite food, and why?
Cats. Something about their hair really doesn’t agree with me.

What's your least favorite animal, and why?
Um, Cats. It’s the hair; it always gets caught in my teeth and throat.

If you were an element, which element would you be?
Wind. I’m a wind type. Oh, did you mean the periodic table? Um, Oxygen then. I can support a fire type and so I'm needed.

Do you have a theme song or leitmotif?
No.

Who's your favorite musical artist?
Well, it would kind of make sense for it to be Flogging Molly if it can be a band.

Who's your favorite literal artist?
I don’t think I understand the question. Do you mean as opposed to a fake artist? Or a figurative artist?

What's your D&D alignment (lawful-chaotic, good-evil, necktie-bacon)?
What’s D&D? but as for the options, I think I am a law abiding person but I can be pretty chaotic, so both? Definitely good though, I don’t like bad people. A necktie you wear and bacon you eat, um I guess a necktie . . . but only if Jason is wearing me . . . Oh, no not . . . oh god.

What's your socioeconomic level?
I have never wanted for anything so, higher, I think.

Do you have any hobbies?
Training, Exploring, learning about new things, star gazing, reading books, and things . . . um, with Jason.

What's your blood type?
I don’t know.

Do you have any special skills or talents?
I’m a wind type so the things I do with my controller are unique to me since I’m the only wind type there is. My other form is a fifty meter tall seventy ton shadow dragon. I can inhabit any shadow as well.

What's your patience level?
I could probably work on that . . . a lot.

What's your preferred method of transportation?
Portal; Jason’s. I mean the normal one’s are fine, but Jason’s are so much more convenient.

Which TVTropes best apply to you?
I don’t know, I never watched TV before.

What do you smell like?
Like the wind after a lightning storm.

Do you carry a weapon? Why or why not? If you do, what is it?
No. I don’t need to. Well, I guess the controller could be a weapon, but it’s more of a universal tool, so No.

Do you have a catchphrase?
Why would I? Is that something Humans do? I’ve never heard Jason say something before a match or anything like that. Although he does say “What now?” a lot when he is surprised or confused; is that what you mean?

Where do you live, and why?
Jase and I live in our house. Because it’s our house.

Do you have any fears or phobias?
I’m scared that I might lose Jase one day. I think I would die if I did. I am terrified of Atlanteans; but that’s normal I think, everyone from the nine worlds is. Jase can’t seem to understand it, but he wouldn’t, he’s insanely strong.

Is there a God?
Yes.

Do you have any pet peeves?
Jason is sometimes so focused on what he’s doing that he doesn’t consider the danger to himself. That annoys me.

Random fact!
A Mi’ather’ian does not actually die of old age. We live until we are either killed or drain our heart of too much energy.

What's something other people assume about you?
I don’t really know what most people assume about me, I think Jason assumes I am as strong emotionally as I am physically. He obviously assumes I could survive just as well by myself as he can.

Do you like your name?
Milliandra was the name given to me by my parents, so yes, I love it. Siiri was my family house, so yes. Nere’ia was the house name that Jase gave me when we were married, so yes. Then I guess that would be a definite yes.

Do you have any nervous habits or ticks?
I tend to make jokes when I’m nervous.

Can you speak multiple languages?
Yes, several; and for any language that I don’t know, I have my controller.

Do you have any piercings, tattoos, or body modifications?
No.

Do you wear any kind of jewelry?
Yes. I have my controller on the back of my hand and the ring Jason made for me; it’s a white diamond with three silver spirals inside it.

Are you addicted to anything?
Well, Jase and I . . . uh, well . . . No, I’m going to say no.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Is that what you're doing now? Why or why not?
Want to be? I guess I expected to be Queen eventually.
No.
I renounced the thrown after my people killed my uncle in response to his trying to kill me and thus starting a war with my husband.

Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?
No. I think I would just die if something happened to Jason, but it wouldn’t be suicide.

Have you had your first kiss? If so, when and with whom?
Yes. I think I was probably just born when my mom first kissed me . . . Oh, you mean from a man . . .Oh, um, well yes. It was thirty two days ago with Jason when he finally asked me out. Oh it was amazing . . .

How much do you value money?
I don’t.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
What glass? What are you talking about?

What's your one big kink?
A Human. God, Jason is so . . . um, human . . . in areas . . . Oh God, never mind.

Are you passive, aggressive, or defensive?
Defensive. But that goes with being a wind type, so it makes sense.

Coke or Pepsi?
I haven’t had that.

Ranch or Italian dressing?
Ranch sounds like it would have cows, so Ranch; I like the taste of cows.

Cats or dogs?
Dog’s taste better.

Do you have a sworn enemy?
Nope. Jason took care of that . . . well kind of. Either way, No; not any more.

How do you feel about love?
Oh, god; it’s amazing. Oh, you mean the emotion? . . . Yes it’s amazing, that’s what I was talking about too. I can’t imagine not being in love with Jason.

What's your favorite memory?
I have a couple, I think. In chronological order, there was when Jason made me a part of his house; then when he made me . . . well, when we found out we were married, that was amazing.

Are you ticklish?
I am, and Jason knows it.

What's your outlook on life?
I don’t think I could be happier.

Do you play any instruments or sing?
I can sing, but I have never tried to play an instrument.

What's your favorite holiday?
I have never had one. I heard about them when I was with Kea on the surface, but Jason never seemed particularly happy about any of them, so I don’t think they are something people really like.

If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be?
I wish I could make Jason not feel bad about what happened to me. I keep telling him that I’m okay, but I think it still bothers him that he couldn’t make it in time.

Would you ever kill someone?
Yes. I have. I don’t like too, but I would kill everyone to protect Jase.

You have been elected Dictator of the Universe. What's the first law you create?
I don’t know, it would have to be a law people would actually follow. What could that possibly be? People who are going to break a law would just be benefited by people who follow it, that seems wrong, so maybe that people should stop making those kinds of laws.

Would you be willing to sacrifice order and sanity to live in a crazy fantasy world where anything is possible, or would you do everything in your power to prevent that from happening?
Which do I live in now? I like whatever one I am in now, so I would keep it this way.

Can you do any accents or impressions?
Not really. I don’t think I’ve ever really tried.

What was the most traumatic thing you've ever experienced?
I was nailed to a wall, my hands and feet were cut off, my friend was executed in front of me, and then the energy was drained from my heart as a form of capital punishment. But don’t tell Jason I said that. It would be really bad if he found out I felt that way; he already blames himself. So I go with my other one, and that was watching the castle be destroyed when I was ten, knowing my parents were inside.

Are you involved with magic or witchcraft?
No; although my people would say yes. They’re kind of ignorant though.

Do you stand up for what you believe in?
I try to. It’s easier to do when Jason is on my side. Although if I see a path that he is on is wrong, I can help get him going on the right one; so I guess, yes then.

What are your views on lying, cheating, stealing, killing, et cetera?
I hate liars, and cheaters. They aren't even honest with themselves. Stealing shouldn’t ever be necessary, but I suppose in the reality we live in, it sometimes could be to survive. I don’t like to kill, but again, sometimes it is necessary to survive. I don’t know why people can’t just be nice to people who aren’t a threat to them.