Oh, and there is no golf course.
"Thanks for the suggestion. You're pretty sharp. I'm gonna build a massive golf course. Well, not me, obviously, poor people, but not Hispanics...maybe. It'll be tremendous, so freakin' yuuuge. Hot, sprawling, and beautiful with lots of holes. Yep, lots and lots of holes...that I'll whack into repeatedly, because I'm THAT good. It'll be unbelievable. Maybe I'll host some tournaments there. It'll be spectacular and save lots and lots of money...for Americans, I mean. Just wait. You won't believe your eyes. And if you do, don't. What's that? What does 'STFU' mean? Am I supposed to name-drop my new university or somethin'? Oh, okay. Anyway, stay tuned. I'm out."
- D.J. Trump (in the "Whizzy Hizzy"; you like that? I made it up myself)