Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Nothing, they just waved.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
I traveled miles to visit a new zoo - just opened! But the only animal around was a mangy old dog.. :/
... it was a Shih Tzu
... it was a Shih Tzu
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...But I suppose my finest accomplishment was the pistol I created that was in the shape of a popular penguin from a comic strip in the late 80s.
Truly, it was my Magnum Opus.
Truly, it was my Magnum Opus.
Two men were talking in a pub.
One said to the other, "me and the wife are going to the Caribbean next week."
The other man said "Jamaica?"
"Oh, no," said the first man. "It was her idea."
One said to the other, "me and the wife are going to the Caribbean next week."
The other man said "Jamaica?"
"Oh, no," said the first man. "It was her idea."
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's pretty heavy, the other's a little lighter.
One's pretty heavy, the other's a little lighter.
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know, but how did they get in the light bulb in the first place?
A: I don't know, but how did they get in the light bulb in the first place?
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THIS IS SO MY THREAD!
So Maxwell is moving into his new house, but he has trouble getting all of his stuff out and unpacking. So he calls his friend E to come and help him out with moving in.
After e is done helping max out,he turns around and gets ready to leave, but then max yells out to E
"Ay! E! I owe you!".
THIS IS SO MY THREAD!
So Maxwell is moving into his new house, but he has trouble getting all of his stuff out and unpacking. So he calls his friend E to come and help him out with moving in.
After e is done helping max out,he turns around and gets ready to leave, but then max yells out to E
"Ay! E! I owe you!".
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