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Oh, not to worry! I just found it funny that a joke I learned in my first French class (many, many decades ago) could show up twice in such a random collection of groaners!Sorry -- I'm new and didn't read the whole thread.
Here's another: A census taker was making his rounds and he knocked on a door and a woman opened it. He asked her if she had any children and, if so, what were their names and ages. The woman starts counting on her fingers - "There's Jenny and Penny, they're ten. There's Nick and Dick, they're eight. There's Molly and Polly, they're six. There's Karen and Sharon, they're four . . . "Hold on,' said the census taker, "You mean to tell me you got twins every time?" "Heck, no," said the woman, "There were hundreds of times we didn't get any!"
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