Grandfather was getting on in years, and the family decided to gather around him so they could hear stories of his amazing life.
"So grandfather," the son said, "what's the most terrifying thing you've ever seen?"
"Well," said grandfather, "I was on an African safari, and I see this lion running towards us. And it keeps running and running, and I realize there's nothing we can do. And then, the lion pounces on us, and goes ROAR, and oh my my God I pooped my pants."
"Wait," the son said. "You pooped your pants when the lion pounced on you?"
"No, when I went ROAR!"
-Maybe easier to tell in person, since you want to do the roar as loud and scary as possible-