*steps up to mic*
*taps politely*

I once stuck a fork in a toaster
When she messed with my sparkly avie
I even thought about making a poster
Prohibiting decepticons in the cabbie

But then I remembered it could be worse
Like pink and fluffy and cutesie
Still, I decided to twerk with bad verse
And brave being turned into "poopsie"

*twerks off stage*