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*opens bag of cotton balls*

*pours on floor*

*stomps*

Kelly, I know you didn't mean it, but that evokes some rather disturbing mental imagery

quickWit said:

Kelly, I know you didn't mean it, but that evokes some rather disturbing mental imagery

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We're nowhere near even...

Shush Q!


*stares at disturbing mental imagery*

Kells, is that hassenfeffer fall-off-the-bone yet? It's almost dinner time..

I have to wait for the butt to get hot...

Microwave it!

I put a bunny in a microwave once. It tripled in size and made a huge mess. And then Mom said that was the last time she'd give me peeps in my Easter basket.

quickWit said:

They're real, and they're spectacular!

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*sneaks in*

That's what she said!

*sneaks back out*

Must. Stop. Backreading.

tiddlywinks said:

Must. Stop. Backreading.

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Kind a like: must stop breathing...

Backreading is fun. It's like binge-watching a show because you don't have to wait around for stuff to get posted, it's already there.

That logic would suggest I could then purge-read?

Logic? I wasn't aware of any logic.

But please, if there's going to be a purge, let me know so I can get some popcorn and watch the fun.

More of a mental purge than anything else.

I need to view some things differently.

Are you saying you want me to put on some pants, then?

No. Not some. One pair will do. Shorts even. Not like it's winter.

And yet it's so cold in here.....


I wonder if Cray left any speedos behind? I'll have to wash the coconut oil out of them first, though....

Hot water and dishwashing soap. That popular blue brand.

And then some brain bleach.

You know, a pair of speedos on me would look like a bartlett pear with a rubber band around it.

Not much different than cray then...

*checks out piece of paper*

I'm supposed to be writing something wonderful right now. All I can come up with is mediocre.

If you can write a brilliant first draft... then I'm gonna quit. I mean really.

Takes me four edits to even think about showing it to anyone. =)

I'm a lousy editor. It always seems like I just can't get it right. But lately I've been writing more slowly, with more thought. That's helped.

This has been stuck in my head because I've been watching the mini-series, finally. I hope Tiddly approve of this offering.