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    *opens bag of cotton balls*

    *pours on floor*

    *stomps*
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Kelly, I know you didn't mean it, but that evokes some rather disturbing mental imagery
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    Kelly, I know you didn't mean it, but that evokes some rather disturbing mental imagery
    We're nowhere near even...
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Shush Q!


    *stares at disturbing mental imagery*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Kells, is that hassenfeffer fall-off-the-bone yet? It's almost dinner time..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I have to wait for the butt to get hot...
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Microwave it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I have to wait for the butt to get hot...
    Grill me a cheese.

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    I put a bunny in a microwave once. It tripled in size and made a huge mess. And then Mom said that was the last time she'd give me peeps in my Easter basket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    They're real, and they're spectacular!
    *sneaks in*

    That's what she said!

    *sneaks back out*
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Must. Stop. Backreading.
    Kind a like: must stop breathing...
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Backreading is fun. It's like binge-watching a show because you don't have to wait around for stuff to get posted, it's already there.

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    That logic would suggest I could then purge-read?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Logic? I wasn't aware of any logic.

    But please, if there's going to be a purge, let me know so I can get some popcorn and watch the fun.

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    More of a mental purge than anything else.

    I need to view some things differently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Are you saying you want me to put on some pants, then?

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    No. Not some. One pair will do. Shorts even. Not like it's winter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    And yet it's so cold in here.....


    I wonder if Cray left any speedos behind? I'll have to wash the coconut oil out of them first, though....

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    Hot water and dishwashing soap. That popular blue brand.

    And then some brain bleach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    You know, a pair of speedos on me would look like a bartlett pear with a rubber band around it.

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    Not much different than cray then...
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    *checks out piece of paper*

    I'm supposed to be writing something wonderful right now. All I can come up with is mediocre.

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    If you can write a brilliant first draft... then I'm gonna quit. I mean really.

    Takes me four edits to even think about showing it to anyone. =)
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    I'm a lousy editor. It always seems like I just can't get it right. But lately I've been writing more slowly, with more thought. That's helped.

    This has been stuck in my head because I've been watching the mini-series, finally. I hope Tiddly approve of this offering.
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