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    *stares at Kelly's rack*
    *nods sagely*



    Hmm?
    Grill me a cheese.

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    This is awkward..



    *beats rabbit against pole*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Beating the rabbit meat against a pole - prolly not a good idea.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Hmmm, you might be right...


    Put him on the rack instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    I don't think Kelly would like that.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Hmmm, you might be right...


    Put him on the rack instead?
    *titters*
    Grill me a cheese.

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    *stares at Q's *titters*



    Swach, attentive, or something..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    We need funny people.
    What Genre am I writing?

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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *stares at Q's *titters*
    rawr
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Nice avie, Kells. I'm considering a Brazilian dish right now though..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    I'm considering a Brazilian dish right now though..
    Oh sure, just feed the bunneh.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    everyone likes Brazilian, Kells
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Do you agree, NathanB?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    ahem - well ... I dunno - qw keeps ogling me titters --- sup wit dat?
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    I spray painted two equal-sized circles on the front door once.

    Kept quitters outside staring at it for days...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    ahem - well ... I dunno - qw keeps ogling me titters --- sup wit dat?
    Beats me. It's how he bees sage maybe...n stuff..



    *adds sage to simmering pot*




    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I spray painted two equal-sized circles on the front door once.

    Kept quitters outside staring at it for days...
    Wait...that was for him?

    *blushes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I spray painted two equal-sized circles on the front door once.

    Kept quitters outside staring at it for days...
    actually, the left one was slightly larger than the right, but that's totally normal and nothing to be self-conscious about, Kelly.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    *adds sage to simmering pot*
    Woo!

    *gets baked*
    Grill me a cheese.

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    I've been waiting for Kellz'zesez response...

    *watches pot*

    *waits for Kells*

    *watches pot*


    Dawg, what's taking so long??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    She may be pacing herself, swach. Don't want to pull a hammy, or anything!

    *stretches*
    *hydrates responsibly*
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    I've been waiting for Kellz'zesez response...
    I like it when you have the last word.

    They're often better than mine. =)
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Agreed!
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    actually, the left one was slightly larger than the right, but that's totally normal and nothing to be self-conscious about, Kelly.
    Then I won't try to straighten the follow-through on my next kick...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Then I won't try to straighten the follow-through on my next kick...
    That's what I've been waiting for!

    But you know he's right. You should be proud of those objectified, over-sexualized, shame-inducing ...er... paintings..



    (You didn't photoshop them, did you? Just wondering)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    (You didn't photoshop them, did you? Just wondering)
    They're real, and they're spectacular!
    Grill me a cheese.

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