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But... I was just about to ask you for advice on this persistent rash..

You mean qW? He'll go away if you stop rubbing ice cream on him.

Nope. He just keeps coming back. And spreading...

*rubs butter on him* That's what you're supposed to do with rashes, right?

That's the problem right there. Ice Cream is Ted's stripper name, and Butter is cray's... he'll grow under those conditions!

*halts*
*runs out of thread*

swachski said:

That's the problem right there. Ice Cream is Ted's stripper name, and Butter is cray's... he'll grow under those conditions!

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Does he have his own stripper name? Because if not, he may feel as though he's been given the shaft. And no one likes feeling that.

Coincidentally, it is Shaft!

Okay, okay. When I said no one likes being given the shaft, I didn't mean Isaac Hayes. I'll take two, please.

I can dig it, girl..

*makes room for Swach*

He's a bad m*therf* - shut yo' mouf!

Who's the black private dick / That's a sex machine to all the chicks? / SHAFT! / Ya damn right!

We can't possibly be talking about qW still..

I don't know, swach. It was a very loooooooooooong post, after all.

*looks away...smiles*

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By the way, you and that post got a long ride. I feel worse for the post though, than you..

swachski said:

We can't possibly be talking about qW still..

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Speaking of qW, I ran into him at the store today so I gave him a ride, even though he was looking a little rough.

Yeah? Well, he was kinda dingy and had a faint odor...it was Goodwill, after all. But if this is an improvement, awesome!

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*looks away...smiles*

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By the way, you and that post got a long ride. I feel worse for the post though, than you..

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*sigh*

I miss PD

Pdiddy? Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? He's still around. Just missing Biggy Smalls, The Notirius B.I.G., "Big Pappa" like the rest of us.

















Okay, I have no idea who you're talking about. But you should know who I'm talking about!

PD. ParumpDragon. She was a regular who disappeared. We're looking.

I hope you find her.

She knows my van and sees me coming.

swachski said:

But... I was just about to ask you for advice on this persistent rash..

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Lillian_Blaire said:

Nope. He just keeps coming back. And spreading...

*rubs butter on him* That's what you're supposed to do with rashes, right?

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Try coconut oil.

It may not get rid of any rashes, but it sure makes my skin glisten!