regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly

You are the one person in my life I would never get those things confused and never think you're somehow teasing me.

It's your innocence. Innocent, sweet, Tiddly.

Ted, It wasn't very nice giving tidlly puppy dogs eyes on top of everything else!

It's not that I'm capable of feelings, but if I were, they would be hurt.

I feel oddly put-upon and put-off all at the same time...

*wonders if Put in has got the Rush ins to hack this thread*

*sips vodka*

Why would you think that?

*works on caviar ice cream recipe*

You know, Gail, big changes are coming to the Cab soon. Really big changes. And it's going to be great. Just Great, really. So great, you won't believe how great it's gonna be. You'll be amazed at how great the Cab will be if you just stop it with these fake posts all the time.

Twit!

You know, all of that negative stuff is just wrong. I always post positive things in my Twitter account. That way, the fake posts on AW get the truth out about how great my posts are and how they always make people laugh.

All six of your voters in Pennsyltuckey love you!


*builds a wall and makes Zimbabwe pay for it*


Bananas, anyone?

*builds wall in the Cab to keep the Romance writers out*

*Sends the bill to the Western forum*

I have such huge support in Pennsyltuckey! And the reason for that support is because I'm going to bring back jobs. In fact, all of those calls for submissions there used to be will once again open up for submissions. It'll be great. Writers in Pennsyltuckey will be so busy writing they won't have time for anything else. I'm going to put those writers back to work writing! And it'll be great. It'll be so great, and those calls for submissions will no longer take submissions from Sci-Fi and Romance writers who have invaded the comedy publications. Those publications were taking less-funny submissions and that's just not right!

*reminds self to move*

I think we should increase security to keep the less-funny people out. I don't trust those less-funny people..

*shoves swach, ted and kelly out the door*

Once I get your vote, I will make the Cab great again!

I will separate the wheat from the chaff and the people from the muppets!

That doesn't sound bad, actually!

Silent Rob said:

*shoves swach, ted and kelly out the door*

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If you just wanted some alone time with Qwitters, all you to do was ask.

qW ain't here. Rob was alone doing his little kookie dance in front of the mirror by himself and mumbling "Would you love me? I'd love me." Over and over again.

Untrue.

I was actually saying "Grrrrr. You're a tiger."

regdog said:

I was going to post that link

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Posting links is so mean. Tiddly hates it because she has to click on ALL of them.

TedTheewen said:

Posting links is so mean. Tiddly hates it because she has to click on ALL of them.

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It's useful though. You always know which office is Tiddly's.

GailD said:

It's useful though. You always know which office is Tiddly's.

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That's awesome!

TedTheewen said:

*builds wall in the Cab to keep the Romance writers out*

*Sends the bill to the Western forum*

I have such huge support in Pennsyltuckey! And the reason for that support is because I'm going to bring back jobs. In fact, all of those calls for submissions there used to be will once again open up for submissions. It'll be great. Writers in Pennsyltuckey will be so busy writing they won't have time for anything else. I'm going to put those writers back to work writing! And it'll be great. It'll be so great, and those calls for submissions will no longer take submissions from Sci-Fi and Romance writers who have invaded the comedy publications. Those publications were taking less-funny submissions and that's just not right!

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You know, some of us SFF/Romance writers ARE pretty funny and just missed getting into funny magazines. *sniff*

I see how it is. You don't want zombie sex in here. Which is fine, considering I don't write that anyway.

And if you're gonna build a wall, I'm just going to take my puns and stay in SYW, so THERE.

TedTheewen said:

Posting links is so mean. Tiddly hates it because she has to click on ALL of them.

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-_-

GailD said:

It's useful though. You always know which office is Tiddly's.

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-_-

If you need me, I will be in SYW. Since I can't reach any links over the giant wall -- that now has graffitti of zombies all over it, by the way.