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I can think of a word for that in jarman.
 

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How about Bootless?

Sure it's archaic usage, but wtf? Edumacate 'em.
 

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I was being a smartie-pants.
Bootless is an arcane synonym for futile...

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How good are you at genoise cake?

Not good at all. Can't do egg yolks. Well, no, that's not true, I can but... I shouldn't.

Have to excuse me. Been huffin' fine sawdust, Murphy's Oil Soap, and Denatured Alcohol all day.

Weeeeeeee!
 

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I wish.

The only combination of stuff I could find to move the 70 year old shellac finish was denatured alcohol, steel wool, and elbow grease.

It sucks.

I'm beat, and it's no where near done.

ugh.
 

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It can be a desk... was actually advertised that it could double as a writing desk... no kidding. Even came with an ink well.
In reality there's a sewing machine inside. It's a 'rare' cabinet, and collectable. Took me 2 years to find one I could afford.

Here's what they look like:

https://supermomnocape.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/singer-art-deco-cabinet-2.jpg

and I'm nearly finished with it. It'll be very close to that pic.

It's weird. Old sewing machines aren't worth much. People don't sew anymore. There's a handful of old machines that collectors or hard core quilters will go after, but it's limited. Singer models 201, 301, 401, 500, 503 and 221, Pfaff model 130, and Necchi Supernovas are high up on the list right now. Everything else has a limited resale value, which is too bad really. The collector market is ignoring some excellent machines.

If you ever think you need a machine, lemme know which craigslist is local and I'll check it and letgo and find you the best deal. =)
 
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That is one sweet desk, Kells. Good thing all that elbow grease isn't bootless...


Wait, can you put boots on your elbows?

Maybe if you grease them enough?

*futiles*
 

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Bet you $5 Kells owns a pair of open-toed boots...with spikes of course..
 

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I wish.

The only combination of stuff I could find to move the 70 year old shellac finish was denatured alcohol, steel wool, and elbow grease.

It sucks.

I'm beat, and it's no where near done.

ugh.

I've been known to use an orbital sander.

But looking at that pic (it's a beautiful cabinet, btw) a sander would take off too much veneer.

There's a euphemism in there somewhere.

Uh... never put your elbow in your ear when you're wearing boots?

Wait. That's a ...

Okay. I got nothing. :Shrug:
 

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Don't ask, Gail.

Clearly, I need to stop coming in here after writing smexy times.

You can't tell me not to ask!! Because then I have to ask. Because if I don't ask, I'll keep wondering about what it was and then I'll be wandering around wondering what it was that I was supposed to ask and didn't ask and whether I should have asked or not asked and that will drive me crayzee because
 

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Oh sure. Like stopping in here before writing smexy times is soooooooo much better.

I mean seriously.

Does it look like I have boots on my elbows?
 

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You can't tell me not to ask!! Because then I have to ask. Because if I don't ask, I'll keep wondering about what it was and then I'll be wandering around wondering what it was that I was supposed to ask and didn't ask and whether I should have asked or not asked and that will drive me crayzee because

*wipes hands*

Well, my job here is done. :greenie

Oh sure. Like stopping in here before writing smexy times is soooooooo much better.

I mean seriously.

Does it look like I have boots on my elbows?

The question is: whose boots are they?