regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

It's a thing the mods do after 1000 pages. I think Reg did it this time.

grandma2isaac · Feb 12, 2017

Darn those mods, no wonder everything is so shiny, must be the Transformer touch.

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 12, 2017

I was told I won't get kicked out as long as I tend bar. What'll ya have?

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

I want a brandy alexander, please

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 12, 2017

No problem.

*makes gin and tonic, because who the hell knows what a brandy alexander is??*

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

LOL....well okay then.

Use some good gin, please.

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 12, 2017

Duh. Of course!

*grabs random gin off shelf, having no experience whatsoever as a bartender*

Here ya go!

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

It's okay...the drunker I get, the more fun I am to be with.

tiddlywinks · Feb 12, 2017

grandma2isaac said:
*strolls in like a boss. Looks around in awe at the spit-shine surfaces and bomb making kit in the corner*

Wait...we have a bomb making kit?

moooooooohahahaha
*squeaks nefariously and runs into dark corner*

*loud snapping noise is heard*

WHICH ONE OF YOU INGRATES PUT MOUSETRAPS IN HERE? :rant:

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

Not it!

However, the bubblewrap you bounced off of was totally my doing.

Haggis · Feb 12, 2017

*slowly backs out of room*

TedTheewen · Feb 12, 2017

*grabs Haggis and forces him to eat ice cream*

Silent Rob · Feb 13, 2017

Yes! I got the first post! Woot!!!!!!!!¬!

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 13, 2017

TedTheewen said:
It's okay...the drunker I get, the more fun I am to be with.

The drunker I get, the quieter and more tired I get. I'm become the party killah. It's unfortunate.

Silent Rob · Feb 13, 2017

You'm become the thread killah too!

Except this time, 'cos I saved you.

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 13, 2017

Ah, thanks, Rob. I owe you one.

Though one what, I'm not sure.

swachski · Feb 13, 2017

Don't be stingy... owe him two or three!

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 13, 2017

You're right, you're right.

Rob, I owe you three.

Silent Rob · Feb 13, 2017

I only take euros.

swachski · Feb 13, 2017

that's sore racist, bro..

Silent Rob · Feb 13, 2017

Euros come in lots of colours.

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 13, 2017

I refuse to be a part of human trafficking.

swachski · Feb 13, 2017

Especially when they don't use their blinker..

*honk*

Lillian_Blaire · Feb 13, 2017

Or run red lights!

TrainofThought · Feb 13, 2017

Haggis said:
*slowly backs out of room*

*slowly pushes Haggis back in*

Silent Rob said:
Yes! I got the first post! Woot!!!!!!!!¬!

Are you holding it captive? What up, Herr Rob?

Silent Rob said:
I only take euros.

It's pronounced Oiros.

Silent Rob said:
Euros come in lots of colours.

I like the purple ones.

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