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    AW's Most Adorable Sociopath TedTheewen's Avatar
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    It's a thing the mods do after 1000 pages. I think Reg did it this time.

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    practical experience, FTW grandma2isaac's Avatar
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    Darn those mods, no wonder everything is so shiny, must be the Transformer touch.

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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I want a brandy alexander, please

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    No problem.

    *makes gin and tonic, because who the hell knows what a brandy alexander is??*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    LOL....well okay then.

    Use some good gin, please.

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    Duh. Of course!

    *grabs random gin off shelf, having no experience whatsoever as a bartender*

    Here ya go!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    It's okay...the drunker I get, the more fun I am to be with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grandma2isaac View Post
    *strolls in like a boss. Looks around in awe at the spit-shine surfaces and bomb making kit in the corner*
    Wait...we have a bomb making kit?

    moooooooohahahaha
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    Not it!

    However, the bubblewrap you bounced off of was totally my doing.

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    *grabs Haggis and forces him to eat ice cream*

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    Yes! I got the first post! Woot!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    It's okay...the drunker I get, the more fun I am to be with.
    The drunker I get, the quieter and more tired I get. I'm become the party killah. It's unfortunate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    You'm become the thread killah too!

    Except this time, 'cos I saved you.















































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    Ah, thanks, Rob. I owe you one.

    Though one what, I'm not sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Don't be stingy... owe him two or three!
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    You're right, you're right.

    Rob, I owe you three.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I only take euros.

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    that's sore racist, bro..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Euros come in lots of colours.

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    I refuse to be a part of human trafficking.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Especially when they don't use their blinker..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Or run red lights!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haggis View Post
    *slowly backs out of room*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Yes! I got the first post! Woot!!!!!!!!!
    Are you holding it captive? What up, Herr Rob?

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    I only take euros.
    It's pronounced Oiros.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Euros come in lots of colours.
    I like the purple ones.

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