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Cobalt Jade · Mar 7, 2017

Here's the first historical joke I ever made.

Q : How do we know Henry V liked to eat hot dogs?

A: Because he mustarded his troops before the Battle of Agincourt!

tiddlywinks · Mar 7, 2017

Great. Now all I can think of in response is, "tennis balls, my liege?"

Silva · Mar 7, 2017

Whoa, cray was here, and I missed him?

goldangit.

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2017

You should aim higher next time or something.

regdog · Mar 8, 2017

Can one truly miss a battery?

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2017

I suppose it depends how broken one is.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

Whenever my smoke detector starts chirping in the middle of the night and I realize I don't have any 9Vs?? Yeah, I truly miss batteries then.

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Just sayin'.

Silent Rob · Mar 8, 2017

Time to stop smoking in bed.

Sort of thing.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

Where else does one smoke?

Jaymz Connelly · Mar 8, 2017

Lillian_Blaire said:
Where else does one smoke?

Depends what you're smoking, I guess.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

Hooka!!

Just kidding.

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I only smoke herbs.

Jaymz Connelly · Mar 8, 2017

I was thinking more like... bacon, or beef or something. *g*

Smoke makes me cough.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

I don't like smoked foods.

It makes me cough, too. And aggravates my asthma.

Jaymz Connelly · Mar 8, 2017

I'm not big on smoked food either.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

I heard they cause cancer due to carcinogens. I don't know if that's true or not, I just don't like the taste.

Jaymz Connelly · Mar 8, 2017

I hadn't heard that, but yeah, I don't care for the taste, so I don't eat smoked food.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 8, 2017

I hear smoked muppet is quite delicious however.

Haggis · Mar 8, 2017

AC? We need to talk.

<------- :e2teeth:

tiddlywinks · Mar 8, 2017

regdog said:
Can one truly miss a battery?

Not going to say what I'm thinking. Not.

Haggis said:
AC? We need to talk.

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Priceless

NinaK · Mar 9, 2017

Dawg, a lunatic?

Batter up!

cray · Mar 9, 2017

*strolls in*

*looks around*

*reads post*

NinaK said:
Batter up!

*turns on deep fryer*

*mixes up batter*

*dunks haggis*

*deep fries haggis*

viola!
as you wish, boo.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 9, 2017

Deep fried haggis? *shudders*

cray · Mar 9, 2017

what?

oh. no, it's not actual haggis. *puke*
it's chihuey.
deep fried.

which,......is actually way way better than haggis.

Lillian_Blaire · Mar 9, 2017

Glad you cleared that up.

Yeah...chihuey sounds way better.

:e2zipped:

Haggis · Mar 9, 2017

Who's the new, cylindrical kid?

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