It totally explains a ton. Really. You should have lead with that when we first met. I would have understood you better.
Do you have a Soda Stream? I hear they're awesome.I make homemade sodas (naturally carbonated, not force-carbonated). They're the bomb.
Sometimes rather literally.
Silva, that sounds awesome! I'd love to try some. What flavors do you make?
Oh, ouch. Burn!!Tiddly, I spent years in sales. People aren't nearly as complicated as they try to be.
Kay, wait a sec. First, you say people aren't complicated. Then when Tiddly says she's not complicated, you don't believe her! Dude, stop making things so complicated!Sure you're not. I believe you. Totally.
*hands Tiddly safety scissors*