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    I'm thinking those reasons sparkle?

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    I want to be able to shoot sparkles without the prosthetic hand. Not sure where I'd want them to shoot from, though...
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
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    I have a mental image. It's totally awesome, too.

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    Oh! Oh! I know! From my eyelids! That way, every time I blink, glitter flies out!

    That's what you were thinking, too, right Ted? *gives best, most innocent look*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I was thinking your ears. Every time I said something that didn't make sense or was weird, sparkles would shoot out of your ears while you looked at me like I was nuts.

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    Oooooh. That's a great idea. I like that. Maybe hearing aids that shoot glitter!! Woot-woot!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I just figured it was your special mutant ability.

    My mutant ability is the ability to make people drool.

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    I don't have one of those.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Yes you do! Everybody does. You just need to think about it. You're a talented artist.

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    Um...my super power is to make people...draw??
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Or to see something they normally couldn't on their own.

    Or to make them feel something they need to feel.

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    Hmmmm. I just do it to make people think I'm cool. But we'll go with what you said.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    You are talented and awesome. I'm sure you'll see it for yourself soon.

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    Thanks. I'm pretty confident and comfortable with my abilities.

    But they aren't shooting any sprinkles....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Maybe they are and you don't realize it. Maybe they're sparkles everybody else can see but you.

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    Ahhhh...that's so sweet. *tosses invisible-to-me sparkles around*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Grabs some and throws them around.

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    I don't think they like to be grabbed like that, Ted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    They're not complaining about it...

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    Oh. Okay. Carry on then.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Indeed, I shall.

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    *plays with Swach and Rob's monchhichi baby*

    So ugly it's cute.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    *plays with Swach and Rob's monchhichi baby*

    So ugly it's cute.
    Swach and Rob had a baby?

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    n00bean!

    How ya been?

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