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*walks in*

*hangs up coat and hat on Ted*

gosh, what a day.

Got any sarsaparilla back there, Lil?
 

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Howdy, Silva!

*slides sarsaparilla down the bar*

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First drink's on the house.
 

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*steals ice cream from Ted*

*plops it into sarsaparilla*
 

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*turns sign on door to OPEN*

*goes behind bar, starts polishing glasses*

*sneaks a few drinks*
 

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*moves out from behind the bar*

Hey, Ted. First customer of the day. Things have been kinda slow. What can I getcha?
 

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Uh...I have no idea. The stuff that wakes me up never settles my stomach. I like ginger ale for tummy troubles. Coffee for waking up (but I know you drink Pepsi or something).
 

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I make homemade sodas (naturally carbonated, not force-carbonated). They're the bomb.

Sometimes rather literally.