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    checking the 'reset' box swachski's Avatar
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    I demand.... another shrubbery! (not to big and not too expensive)
    Yew wood.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    One man's wood is another man's shrubbery, so to speak and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    One man's wood is another man's shrubbery, so to speak and stuff.
    An old druid idiom?
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    checking the 'reset' box swachski's Avatar
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    At least reg didn't turn me into a newt..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Yew wood.
    Yes ... bows
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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post


    At least reg didn't turn me into a newt..

    Don't worry. If she does, you'll get better.

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    But does Reg weigh as much as a duck?

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    She floats on water.

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    *wonders if this van does the same*
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    and,

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    look! Muppet speed bump!
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    Russian ballerina vampire romance - Chapter 1 (thinking about querying)
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    He's swinging Silva at you, trying to keep us out of Swach's new crib...

    =)


    *or possibly doing jazz hand semaphore, aiming you toward it*


    *hard to see,but Reg's big blue Transformer legs are behind the van*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    checking the 'reset' box swachski's Avatar
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    Squee! Come on in everyone!

    wait....I don’t close until Feb 9 so don’t officially have.... you know what.... *breaks into future home* Have a seat anywhere on the floor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Squee! Come on in everyone!

    wait....I don’t close until Feb 9 so don’t officially have.... you know what.... *breaks into future home* Have a seat anywhere on the floor!
    Seriously good idea.

    Less to break.

    *example*
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Great. Now we have this to look forward to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    He's swinging Silva at you, trying to keep us out of Swach's new crib...



    I feel... honored?

    Or perhaps endangered.

    And violated.
    Last edited by Silva; 12-22-2017 at 09:15 AM.

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    checking the 'reset' box swachski's Avatar
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    Oh, let's go with honored all the way. I mean, come on, the place is EMPTY so who would we use to stir the drinks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silva View Post


    I feel... honored?

    Or perhaps endangered.

    And violated.
    Welcome to the Cabaret!
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    *helps Ted set up cameras all over Swatch's new place*

    Hey, it's easier to run the wires if you don't have to move furniture and carpeting.

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