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    That's disgusting
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    When I was in the Navy it got to the point I could tell which part of which state people were from. I've lost the talent but I can identify native Mainiacs up here and the occasional Long Gilander.

    Indiana and Illinois and even Ohio are great states for dialect. You can draw a line where glaciation stopped. North of it those who mine the minerals it dragged down speak very differently from the crowd of descendants of those who moved west from the south leaving fallowed the land they left.

    Pockets of Pennsylvania are infested with migrant groups who decided the eastern shore (probably Boston) weren't worth living in and other pockets are infested with stubborn Germans who called themselves Deutsche long enough they became the Pennsylvania Dutch. Some of them are Yoders, who refuse to become like the rest of the country until it becomes like them. Each has it's own dialect. Ted' you are mistaken about them all being Yoders, you just can't detect their real surnames, like Smith, Roberts, and Miller, due to the dialect.
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    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Pockets of Pennsylvania are infested with migrant groups who decided the eastern shore (probably Boston) weren't worth living in and other pockets are infested with stubborn Germans who called themselves Deutsche
    Not much has changed. cray lived in Philly, and he was a Deutsche.

    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    When I was young I had dreams of becoming an animal doctor and marrying a horse..
    So the animal doctor thing is still beyond reach?
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    So the animal doctor thing is still beyond reach?
    I gave that dream up when I realized it was more involved than just blurving them and petting them and giving them treats..
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    We could start calling you Emperor Ted...would that help?



    When I was young I had dreams of becoming an animal doctor and marrying a horse..
    I need minions. And that dream of yours....wow. Um, but that's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    We could start calling you Emperor Ted...would that help?



    When I was young I had dreams of becoming an animal doctor and marrying a horse..
    Tiddly twinks could probably make something out of that start if you let her add bridges and graveyards
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorterStarrByrd View Post
    Tiddly twinks could probably make something out of that start if you let her add bridges and graveyards
    Not sure if I'd trust her with the horses...
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    ... but it would be interesting
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    How did Porter know I was in a bunch of graveyards today??
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    Ted publishes alerts to a select group of subscribers
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    That explains a lot.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Geez, I just said that same thing a week ago didn't I? Ugh...
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    ... so you've read them
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Er...yes/no/what was the question?

    Methinks this is a sign I need zzzzz's
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    ​* farts *
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Tiddly, I told you not to get into the candy. Now you're gonna go into a deep, deep sleep.


    Darn. What am I gonna do with a medicated Tiddly?

    I'm sure I'll think of something.

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    will it include zombies?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    It's Tiddly. It kinda has to, doesn't it?

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    Now see here. I wrote ONE story with zombies in it. One.*









    *The necromancer WIP doesn't count.


    Neither does the thing with zombified teddy bears.
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    But it's just your niche, right?

    zombies and dwarves.

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    Why not dwarf zombies?

    Ooooh...
    Dwarfzies!
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Pirate fantasy, Book 1 - Updated Chapter 1 (drafting - almost there!)
    Russian ballerina vampire romance - Chapter 1 (thinking about querying)
    UF romance with zombies, dwarves 'n biker chicks - Chapter 1 (querying)

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    that sort of just sounds like small nazis.

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    You mean like this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    You mean like this?
    Good for him!

    I think. I stopped watching after 6 seconds..
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