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What? I didn't say your mom! That would be suicide!





*glances around nervously*



Should I have said distant relative?
 

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It's too late now, swach. Reg is going to ice you with the ice from her inbuilt ice dispenser.
 

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Reg doesn't have a heart, ted. She has a triple-core microprocessor, which is far more powerful.
 

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Is she vulnerable to malware?

Or does she prefer casual wear when she goes to the mall..
 

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Reg hasn't updated her software since leisure suits.

Allegedly.
 

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As long as she doesn't start dressing up like a trojan..
 

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Reg is a neighsayer when it comes to trojans, swach.

Allegedly.
 

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Yep. You betcha.
What else could we possibly be talking about?
*wish my toaster made ice*
 

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I thought she only wrote about dwarfs.
 

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Somebody needs to write about Ewoks.
They're numerous and dang clever.
One minute they're an annoyance, next minute they're taking over the planet.
Srlsy. Not good.
 

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How bout 50 Shades of Shades? You know - where the phantasmagorical meets the knotty riche - I think it could work.
 

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I doubt that. Sparkles are the opposite of hate. Sparkles are what stars do, and fireflies, and the ocean during a glorious sunset. Name me one sparkle thing that is hateful..