regdog's Autobot & Decepticon Comedy Cabaret-Energon Served Hourly

It got burned out my first day here.

I can believe it.

I'm thinking of investing in a gas mask!

The Drakkar Noir must flow!

regdog said:

Oh, hell no, not in my damn bar.

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No, no. Not in your bar. Never! I work here.

Jayzay's in da house! Waddup!


*gives Jayz a gang sign chest bump*

I never got one of those when I came to the cabbie.

*feels cheated*

Oh wait, I forgot cabby protocol for welcoming n00bs..




Who's the new chick?

*feels better*

Lillian_Blaire said:

I never got one of those when I came to the cabbie.

*feels cheated*

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I'm pretty sure you were given the sekrit cabbie handshake, though you didn't realize what it was at the time. Because, like, it was a sekrit..

*honk*

That's not it, btw. I was just copping a feel. Because Friday..

When you cop my feel, it...honks? I should probably see a doctor about that...

*tries to remember sekrit handshake*

Was it more of an "obviously grope" than a "secret handshake"? Because THAT I remember.

Please do it again.

*peels obvious grapes*

Roub! That was our sekrit!


*kippers*

Gah! Right!

*haddocks*

Wink, wink.

*slaps SR*



nudge nudge..

GAH!

The little-used section 4, sub-section 4.iii, subordinate clause a^2 of teh sekrit code!

Desperate times call for, you know, yada yada yada..

*honks himself*

You had to. You totally blurve us.

Talking about the sekrit code in secret code. Niiiiice.

If we didn't, it wouldn't' be sekrit.

Uhhhh. *scratches head in confusion*

Oh no...did you all see that? LilB just used the signal... Now what do we do?