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    Did you sit in the back of the bus with the cool kids?

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    It's almost like having Porter back in here again.

    ETA: dang it, Ted, get outta my way!
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    *sniffles*

    Fine. I'll go off and play with my ice cream maker by myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Did you sit in the back of the bus with the cool kids?
    Mostly I just hid under the seats.
    We need funny people.
    What Genre am I writing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    *sniffles*

    Fine. I'll go off and play with my ice cream maker by myself.
    Is...is that a euphemism?
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    No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.

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    Which I suppose, looking back on it now wasn't really hiding very well
    since there was only the four seats on either side of the aisle...
    We need funny people.
    What Genre am I writing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.
    Fine. Be that way. I'll just go drown your namesake in a pond after he's choked on too many flies.
    Loves to tell stories. Finds editing a necessary evil. No longer fueled by coffee (again).
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    Fine. I have a namesake for you in one of my stories. I'm going to do all kinds of things to her. And her favorite color is Pink.

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    Does anybody have the Official Rulebook of the Cab? Somebody asked me about it tonight.

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    Didn't we bury it with cray's dead body?
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    Cray has a corpse someplace? Why didn't anybody tell me? I had plans....

    *sigh*

    Fine.

    I figured somebody would have made a copy of it. But those folks aren't around anymore and it wasn't me this time.

    Every time somebody disappears around here, people freak out and blame me. One time, Swach went on vacation in the Caribbean and everybody just assumed she was in my van.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Which I suppose, looking back on it now wasn't really hiding very well
    since there was only the four seats on either side of the aisle...
    You set this up so nicely and no one is capitalizing on your efforts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.
    That's cool.

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    Frozen, really. But I'm sure with all of that fur, being able to determine temperatures is about as difficult for you as not clicking links is for Tiddly.

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    It's actually very easy, ted. I'm smoking hawt.

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    So that's what the kids are calling it these days?

    Is it legal in your area yet or do you still have to go see a guy in the trailer park? It's sad what you folks with glaucoma have to do just to get by anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silva View Post
    You set this up so nicely and no one is capitalizing on your efforts.
    Always trying to have the thread renamed to: Thread Where Kelly Rants and Talks to Herself...

    Hey, like where is everybody?
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    So that's what the kids are calling it these days?

    Is it legal in your area yet or do you still have to go see a guy in the trailer park? It's sad what you folks with glaucoma have to do just to get by anymore!
    Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!

    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Hey, like where is everybody?
    I think they're like getting the hose or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    One time, Swach went on vacation in the Caribbean and everybody just assumed she was in my van.
    News alert: the whole Caribbean IS IN TED'S VAN!



    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Always trying to have the thread renamed to: Thread Where Kelly Rants and Talks to Herself...

    Hey, like where is everybody?
    I Would've Capitalized On Your Perfect Set Up, HONEST!



    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!
    The cool (or hawt) thing is, it's taco Tuesday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Taco Tuesday? I'd love to eat some tacos right now. Seriously. I'd love to just bury my face in one like a velociraptor with a tapeworm. I wouldn't even come up for air. I'd just breathe through my ears.

    damn, now I'm hungry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent Rob View Post
    Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!

    I think they're like getting the hose or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    News alert: the whole Caribbean IS IN TED'S VAN!

    I Would've Capitalized On Your Perfect Set Up, HONEST!

    The cool (or hawt) thing is, it's taco Tuesday!
    Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

    *Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    I dunno, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't on porpoise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

    *Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?
    If you are often in the habit of doing this and need a job, I suggest applying to the fish market in Seattle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanBrazil View Post
    Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

    *Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?
    Which action are you questioning...the fish flinging or head slapping?

    *slaps NaBra upside the head with a scrod*




    Quote Originally Posted by Silva View Post
    If you are often in the habit of doing this and need a job, I suggest applying to the fish market in Seattle.
    I witnessed this first hand several years ago! That day they were just doing it for the halibut..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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