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    I'm not into shoes, sorry.

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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Which one of you bastids stole my other peach flat? One shoe does not a happy Tiddly maketh.
    Sorry Kells called you Tiddy - so that's your new name. I don't care what it sounds like.

    And tanks fer the shoe.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Don't make me come after you with my bedazzler.
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    Oooh. I love bedazzlers. What was that Deadpool quote? "You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier."
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

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    Sorry - I don't speak dots.
    "If it took lying on one's back and making sounds like a panther in the desert, then one did it . . . " Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes - H. Ellison

    That place where posts dream of electric sheep.

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    Wielder of Shineyyyy Sharp Objects tiddlywinks's Avatar
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    That is code for "Winks is thinking up something very evil in response. Yeah. That's what she's doing. And mopping her flooded kitchen floor."
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    Blender lid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Dishwasher
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    Ugh. So not fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Yeah. My husband came home right as I was finishing my toweling of the floor. He can see into the kitchen from a cut out in the hallway and I have to say, the look on his face was priceless.

    Though groaning and saying, "what did you do?" was probably not his finest moment.






    And yes, he had to duck from a flying, wet towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Don't make me come after you with my bedazzler.
    Or that other, similar piece of equipment Soapy educated you about last year.....that might be interesting.


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    Dishwasher

    If you whip them until they wet themselves, they don't get as much done, and they tend to drop the dishes out of fright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    And yes, he had to duck from a flying, wet towel.
    I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

    Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    A kitchen is full of wonderful weapons. Have you ever seen the wounds a cheese grater makes?

    But asking with a groan, "What did you do?" is....I'm not going to condone it, but I can understand it.


    *orders more bubble wrap off Amazon*

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

    Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...
    Ooh, those are fighting words. Much like "your mom".
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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    But asking with a groan, "What did you do?" is....I'm not going to condone it, but I can understand it.
    *taps her one peach flat ominously*
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

    Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...
    Took me a sec to pick up on that. Nice one!

    Tiddly, hon....you really don't want to be in here barefooted. And while I'm not into feet, I would hate to see your boney clodhoppers being damaged any further, so please get some shoes.

    Let the one shoe go, it's mate is gone, and it'll be ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post

    Let the one shoe go, it's mate is gone, and it'll be ok.
    I agree with Ted here. Sometimes a shoe just wants to be single...less drama, less compromise...it can go anywhere it damn well pleases!
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    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Are we still talking about shoes here, swach?

    'cos it sounds lot like we've moved onto potatoes to me.

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    one potato two potato... mashed a trois!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Shoes cover up dem piggies and are therefore bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

    Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...
    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Ooh, those are fighting words. Much like "your mom".


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    you know what's funny is that I didn't know until recently that "your mom" really is fighting words to some people in some places because I thought it was just corny and middle-school amateur like "your face" or "that's what she said" and not something anyone would take very seriously (except, perhaps, a middle schooler with no sense of humor) but apparently I was wrong so there's that because your mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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