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    The Anti-Magdalene KellyAssauer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    What?! I figured it was like sticking a potato in an exhaust pipe...
    You always have shoulder-high veterinarian gloves handy?
    We need funny people.
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    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
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    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    You always have shoulder-high veterinarian gloves handy?
    *cough*

    They come in handy for zombies?
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    And the matching outfit? I never realized a vet's boots had spiked heels.

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    Also handy for zombies.

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    Something or other swachski's Avatar
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    Zombie fashion has really become de rigueur.

    Rigueur mortis even..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
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    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

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    That was dead funny, swach!

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    Thank you. It's from a new decomposition I've been writing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Of corpse it is!

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    You're killing it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    you guys creating a body of evidence for you dieagnosis ?
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    This place just oozes comedy and jokes.

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    There's a salve for that
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    We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo
    The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it - Porter Starr Byrd
    Yield to temptation, it may never come again - unknown
    some people have a hard time keeping up with the vanguard ... of course most of those are called survivors - PSB

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    Something or other swachski's Avatar
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    We'd rather let it fester..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Evil and sparkly tiddlywinks's Avatar
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    Ewwwww...

    *lances the thread*
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    Sometimes having slippery bodily fluids is handy.

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    Not as handy when your hands rot off..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by swachski View Post
    Not as handy when your hands rot off..
    and that's what the gloves are for...

    Okay then. Solved that. Kewl.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    and that's what the gloves are for...

    Okay then. Solved that. Kewl.
    Must. Not. Respond.
    Loves to tell stories. Finds editing a necessary evil. No longer fueled by coffee (again).
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    Red Riding Hood retelling
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    Pirate fantasy, Book 1 - Updated Chapter 1 (drafting)
    Russian ballerina vampire romance - Chapter 1 (polishing)
    UF romance with zombies, dwarves 'n biker chicks - Chapter 1 (querying)

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    No glove, no love. Am I right?

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    It depends whether you're hardcore enough to have attached the rhinestones directly to your skin, ted.

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    *moonwalks across stage*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    shamone
    Grill me a cheese.

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    motherf*cker!

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    What? The kid's not my son..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    *grabs crotch*

    *spins*

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