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swachski

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Hey, don't complain about the wife role. At least you didn't have to buy another horrid bridesmaid's dress this time..
 

quickWit

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It's MY day, swach. I'll complain if I want to! Because it's MY day!

MINE!

*preens like the beautifully most beautiful bride I am*
 

KellyAssauer

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cray-exit update.

We think it was cell phone signals that messed up one of the drones (although with a Philidelphistan contingent: Russian influence can't be ruled out). Any how, the drone dropped a 50 pound block of Velveeta directly on Haggis from about 200 meters, but before we could clean it up a large group of lemmings ran off with the splattered cheese food...
 

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*wonders if Drooling Blunder was hanging with the lemmings*
 

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For Swach and Kellz. Because you'd be surprised at how hard it is to find love songs on accordions.

For the record, I hate you all so much right now.

And in other news, the left click on my mouse seems sticky.
*pulls it apart to see if there's velveeta*
 

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Wait, we have cheese.
 

TedTheewen

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For the record, I hate you all so much right now.

And in other news, the left click on my mouse seems sticky.
*pulls it apart to see if there's velveeta*

I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...
I will be a good sociopath...

But Tiddly keeps feeding me the perfectest straight lines ever.

But on the other hand, I don't want to get kicked out of AW.


*sigh*
 

KellyAssauer

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Pfft. You aren't fooling anyone, Kelly. Everyone knows you have no feelings.

This is a very common misconception.

Just cause I don't have any feelings for you, doesn't mean I don't have any at all.

(nor does the world disappear when you close your eyes)

good grief already.
 

tiddlywinks

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But Tiddly keeps feeding me the perfectest straight lines ever.

I don't know what you're talking about, Ted. My lines are jagged and bleeding.

(Hmm. Or that could be my current work in progress.)

Now, reg's lines, on the other hand...

I can't believe no one has cut the cheese for her yet. Travesty.