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    The Anti-Magdalene KellyAssauer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    I assume I'm cast as the wife in this little scenario...

    I know right?

    and, as you already noted, we're fresh out of multi-tools.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    I know right?

    and, as you already noted, we're fresh out of multi-tools.
    At the moment, sure, but I imagine ted or roub will be along shortly
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Hey, don't complain about the wife role. At least you didn't have to buy another horrid bridesmaid's dress this time..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    It's MY day, swach. I'll complain if I want to! Because it's MY day!

    MINE!

    *preens like the beautifully most beautiful bride I am*
    Grill me a cheese.

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    cray-exit update.

    We think it was cell phone signals that messed up one of the drones (although with a Philidelphistan contingent: Russian influence can't be ruled out). Any how, the drone dropped a 50 pound block of Velveeta directly on Haggis from about 200 meters, but before we could clean it up a large group of lemmings ran off with the splattered cheese food...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    ...and Haggis, one would hope
    Grill me a cheese.

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    The Anti-Magdalene KellyAssauer's Avatar
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    Well yeah.

    They left the velveeta...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
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    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    *wonders if Drooling Blunder was hanging with the lemmings*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    You're a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world, swach.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Swach is Swach, she's not replaceable and she's nobody's replacement.



    Into every life crap will fall. Anne Lamott

    Never lose an opportunity to keep your mouth shut. Isabel Allende

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Well yeah.

    They left the velveeta...
    Win-win
    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    For Swach and Kellz. Because you'd be surprised at how hard it is to find love songs on accordions.
    For the record, I hate you all so much right now.

    And in other news, the left click on my mouse seems sticky.
    *pulls it apart to see if there's velveeta*
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    *still feeling worse for the football bat...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Pfft. You aren't fooling anyone, Kelly. Everyone knows you have no feelings.
    Grill me a cheese.

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    To the lurker in my reppies...you owe me $5. And bleach. And screen cleaner.
    Loves to tell stories. Finds editing a necessary evil. No longer fueled by coffee (again).
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    Pirate fantasy, Book 1 - Updated Chapter 1 (drafting)
    Russian ballerina vampire romance - Chapter 1 (polishing)
    UF romance with zombies, dwarves 'n biker chicks - Chapter 1 (querying)

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    Wait, we have cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    For the record, I hate you all so much right now.

    And in other news, the left click on my mouse seems sticky.
    *pulls it apart to see if there's velveeta*
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...
    I will be a good sociopath...

    But Tiddly keeps feeding me the perfectest straight lines ever.

    But on the other hand, I don't want to get kicked out of AW.


    *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    Pfft. You aren't fooling anyone, Kelly. Everyone knows you have no feelings.
    This is a very common misconception.

    Just cause I don't have any feelings for you, doesn't mean I don't have any at all.

    (nor does the world disappear when you close your eyes)

    good grief already.
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWest View Post
    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    You have feelings for me, though...right?

    Revulsion is a feeling, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyAssauer View Post
    Just cause I don't have any feelings for you, doesn't mean I don't have any at all.
    What?? That doesn't sound right at all! That's CRAZY talk!




    ETA: Of course I have feelings for you, Ted!

    *bro hug
    *chest bump
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    Grill me a cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    But Tiddly keeps feeding me the perfectest straight lines ever.
    I don't know what you're talking about, Ted. My lines are jagged and bleeding.

    (Hmm. Or that could be my current work in progress.)

    Now, reg's lines, on the other hand...

    I can't believe no one has cut the cheese for her yet. Travesty.
    Loves to tell stories. Finds editing a necessary evil. No longer fueled by coffee (again).
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    Pirate fantasy, Book 1 - Updated Chapter 1 (drafting)
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    UF romance with zombies, dwarves 'n biker chicks - Chapter 1 (querying)

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    I know, you're too innocent to know what I'm talking about. Poor, innocent Tiddly.

    Go sparkle someplace...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    I can't believe no one has cut the cheese for her yet. Travesty.
    I'm not allowed to have sharp things...
    We need funny people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    Better than my wet box in the middle of the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by TedTheewen View Post
    Wow...that certainly is a very large flute.
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    Huh? What? Where am I?
    Quote Originally Posted by Silver King View Post
    For Kelly, and others seeking soft asylum.
    "It is only the large subjects and the big, sweeping themes that make cheap sentences possible." -Cleo Birdwell

    Tears are peanut & helplessness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickWit View Post
    At the moment, sure, but I imagine ted or roub will be along shortly
    *bursts through door*

    Did somebody call a plumber?

    *jazz moustache*

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    I think we need an electrijin.

    There's some bright sparks in here.


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    That's because somebody cut the cheese.

    Cheese does that when you cut it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GailD View Post
    I think we need an electrijin.

    There's some bright sparks in here.



    Or dim bulbs.
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