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    I thought he played the sax.
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    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
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    SNAP!


    All right. Who put the shiny mouse trap in the corner?

    Ingrates.


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    Wait, who's Rolf? And why does he get to play the piano? And why did no one tell me there was a piano in the cabby?

    I mean I've been experiencing withdrawal for almost a year AND NO ONE TOLD ME WE HAD A FRICKIN' PIANO RIGHT HERE????

    *clutches sheet music so hard it wrinkles*

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    SNAP!


    All right. Who put the shiny mouse trap in the corner?

    Ingrates.


    *goes to join Rolf at the piano*
    Just stay out of the corners and you'll be fine, Tiddly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silva View Post
    Wait, who's Rolf? And why does he get to play the piano? And why did no one tell me there was a piano in the cabby?

    I mean I've been experiencing withdrawal for almost a year AND NO ONE TOLD ME WE HAD A FRICKIN' PIANO RIGHT HERE????

    *clutches sheet music so hard it wrinkles*
    Sorry, Silva. Would have told you if I'd realized you're BLIND!

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    Also, it's not a piano. It's a urinal.

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    I thought I heard some tinkling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Woo-hoo!

    Thanks, AC!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Yay! Free beer!

    (if I knew how to post gifs, I would totally post my Kermit flail)

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    *flails like Kermit*

    Done!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lillian_Blaire View Post
    *flails like Kermit*

    Done!
    Thanks!

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    *gets a room*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    *kicks thread*
    *stubs toe*
    *says bad word*
    *falls on moose trap*
    *says another word and blames cray because your mom*




    *notes autocorrect's Freudian slip and decides to leave it because*
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    *pushes twinks into the piano*

    *flushes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Hey? Who let the moose in here?

    *grabs Tiddly and helps her stand up* Buy you a drink?

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    *rehangs the "No Moose allowed" sign that looks suspiciously paw-written*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    Hey? Who let the moose in here?

    *grabs Tiddly and helps her stand up* Buy you a drink?
    Yes! Especially after someone got a little too personal with jazz hands and left me in the baby grand all day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddlywinks View Post
    Yes! Especially after someone got a little too personal with jazz hands and left a baby in me.
    FIFY
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I didn't do nuffink!

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    Of course not. I was just messing around. I was bored and this place was empty....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    I think Tiddly will really need that drink when she sees what you've done there, Lil.

    *pours a triple for Tiddly and sets it on the bar*

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    It's not real. She's fine. But I probably shouldn't be left to post unattended. I cause havoc. But at least I don't make babies!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaymz Connelly View Post
    I don't know that anyone could fill Lil's stilettos in her absence. She's very special and unique.
    Lil is just full of of sweetness and love, with a side of raunchy innuendo. That never hurt anyone! - Jaymz
    Tell that to the guy(s) manacled in her basement... - be frank

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    Havoc is so much fun, though. Babies are only fun if you can give them back when they get smelly or start to cry.

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