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tiddlywinks · Jul 26, 2017

Gotta catch me first :greenie

TedTheewen · Jul 26, 2017

Careful, you might break a hip getting away from the cops.

swachski · Jul 27, 2017

KellyAssauer said:
We'll make a boy scout out of you yet.

*shudders*

*although... most every eagle scout I've ever known weren't right*

Very fitting then that our potus is inspiring them..

Hey, boy scout Ted, take me for a ride on your yacht?

KellyAssauer · Jul 27, 2017

Is that what the kids are calling it these days...

TedTheewen · Jul 27, 2017

swachski said:
Hey, boy scout Ted, take me for a ride on your yacht?

At first, I was like :hooray:

but then I was like :e2photo:

LisaBean · Jul 28, 2017

TedTheewen said:
At first, I was like but then I was like

Thread killer.

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

LisaBean said:
Thread killer.

Well, you know, my name's Ted and I'll be your sociopath today. Would you like your duct tape to be pink with sparkles or traditional gray?

swachski · Jul 28, 2017

Yacht colored..

LisaBean · Jul 28, 2017

swachski said:
Yacht colored..

Like this?

swachski · Jul 28, 2017

Yes! Now I want bacon and tie-dye duct tape too!

My ducts will be so happy..

*titters*

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

*takes pictures of Swach tittering*

LisaBean · Jul 28, 2017

swachski said:
Yes! Now I want bacon and tie-dye duct tape too!

My ducts will be so happy..

*titters*

You have choices. For bacon. This or this, and of course your tie-dye. What else you got?

KellyAssauer · Jul 28, 2017

swachski said:
Yes! Now I want bacon and tie-dye duct tape too!

Just remember that the first layer of duct tape goes adhesive side up.

Otherwise it may be painful to remove.

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

Lisa, this is why I like you so much: you're a duct tape sommelier.

swachski · Jul 28, 2017

mmmm...delicious adhesive..

LisaBean · Jul 28, 2017

TedTheewen said:
Lisa, this is why I like you so much: you're a duct tape sommelier.

I have a tee with Macgyver on it that says, "All you need is a little love, but a little duct tape never hurts."
I have also used duct tape as a band aid a time or two.
Duct tape is pretty useful stuff. I prefer the silver though. It's classic.

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

Swach likes to be sticky?

KellyAssauer · Jul 28, 2017

swachski said:
mmmm...delicious adhesive..

*sometimes pronounced: mmmm nelethisss anddheeesev

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

I usually hear it as, "MmmMph MmmMmM!"

swachski · Jul 28, 2017

I didn't realize so many of us spoke fluent duct tape!

mffmm tngmf sss smphk!

TedTheewen · Jul 28, 2017

I don't speak it as much as I've learned to translate it. And Swach, I'm into that too. Let me go get some peanut butter and we'll get down to it.

LisaBean · Jul 28, 2017

swachski said:
I didn't realize so many of us spoke fluent duct tape!

mffmm tngmf sss smphk!

*gasps*
How dare you!

KellyAssauer · Jul 29, 2017

Is this when I'm supposed to drop my keys?

Okay, maybe not.

Do continue...

TedTheewen · Jul 29, 2017

You can drop something else, too.

:e2brows:

KellyAssauer · Jul 29, 2017

Indeed.

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